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this is so sad 100 like

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!

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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

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funniest crime would be breaking into a car on a hot day so you can die in it

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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I wore my torn to shit emo jeans that basically show my entire booty ass to the bodega today. As I was jaywalking across the street, some local kids shouted at me:

Kid: "Bro! Ay bro I can see your booty cheeks!"

Me: "That's the point!"

Kid: "Bruh shut yo gay ass up!"

Me: "I am gay!"

Kid: "Oh!... We good!"

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Obsessed with this

New Crow Time - When you drink from silly fountain you get cartoon powers.

If you love Crow Time, consider supporting our comics on Patreon! You can support all our comics for $5, or just Crow Time for $2! What a steal!

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your man thinks onions should be incarcerated for 5-10 years

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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

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