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"Why do I crave starches and carbs" you are basically a living flame and your body is a furnace and if you don't chuck some wood on the fire it goes out with a whimper.

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Stop calling me gay boy call me bisexual boy so women know to hit on me

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#every straight star wars ship

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Yes actually, we should be able to murder whomever we want. People get to murder us whenever they want, why should we be bound by the law if we aren't protected by it?

so trans people should just be allowed to murder whoever they want?

your brain could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides

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I need to get outside and touch rocks and tree bark sooo badly so's I can stop needing an unreality content warning for reality but those guys Karl Marx warned me about want me to spend 8 hours talking to people I can't see and making sure their banking doesn't explode without exploding and then when I get off work at 2am if I don't immediately pass out I have other things to do (and miles kilometers to go before I sleep blah blah)

What doesn't kill you makes you increasingly weirder and kookier and more incongruous with society and harder to relate to and more of an alien

#can i survive to the weekend without my own life imploding further than it already has? only time will tell

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I mean I know we're all on tumblr but 600mg of caffeine and all the cosmos aligning in juuust the wrong way gave me an 0.02 second glimpse of what this moment in my life looks like through the eyes of anyone who hasn't fought with my current struggles for so long that they seem normal and uhhhhh

What doesn't kill you makes you increasingly weirder and kookier and more incongruous with society and harder to relate to and more of an alien

#before anyone says so i am fully aware of how far that amount exceeds the daily max #i promise im not trying to have a heart attack at 32 i just gotta hold everything together til i can safely collapse

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As if I needed an help in that department to begin with

What doesn't kill you makes you increasingly weirder and kookier and more incongruous with society and harder to relate to and more of an alien

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What doesn't kill you makes you increasingly weirder and kookier and more incongruous with society and harder to relate to and more of an alien

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WHYYYYY did the approx 200-300 snails that comprise me ever decide being human was a good idea??? We had such a good gig as snails

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he sit

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YES GIVE ME BACK ALL MY SOUL PIECES

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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Fwoom (intimidatingly)

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@swsource​ star wars week: day 2 – favorite trilogy

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STAR WARS WEEK 2024 DAY 2: TRILOGY WARS - FAVOURITE TRILOGY ▸ THE PREQUEL TRILOGY (1999-2005)

What if I told you that the Republic was now under the control of the dark lord of the Sith?

#cw flashing gif

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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble