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My friend Mona has asked me to share her story with you all.

Here's the link to the evacuation gofundme. They're very close to their goal. They legitimately only have less than 10k USD left to go before all 9 of them can evacuate.

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I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.

I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.

#this goes for all teens but especially also queer teens and ESPECIALLY trans teens: pls be nice to them theyre going thru a lot rn #imagine dealing with all the societal ills ON TOP OF homework. exams. multiple classes back to back ~6 hours a day 5 days a week. #thats literally like. part time job hours with extra work to take home. every day. and even on weekends!

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my headcanon is that scolipedes can be rather comfy

#art by op #scolipede #i have an oc/pokesona who has a scolipede. imagining them doing this in my head

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#minccino with partner surskit... #hm. interesting.

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I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them

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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

#brother gregor my beloved

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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Hey guys if you were curious why Stardew Valley needs a nonbinary option & they/them or custom pronouns, this is why. I hope this helps you all!

if ppl are having this fucking reaction to a simple request for nonbinary friendly gameplay then you have bred the worst fucking internet community ever and need to make some changes to weed this shit out.

Also Stardew valley fans, for the love of god. Please quit your ass kissing. You're embarrassing yourself.

Also also, if you tell me to use mods you owe me $5

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#go into the grass mr cybertruck owner #go touch the grass and see how well you can off road mr cybertruck owner

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im so fucking serious when i say that no one is crueler to visibly disabled people than girlies with blue wolfcuts and sharp eyeliner wearing hundred dollar sweaters from shein.

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#eye contact #very important information

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

#bad and naughty children get put in the Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

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Something specifically funny happened and I'm not sure regular people noticed but I want to share it with you. You know that a hundred and fifty something page slide about Taylor's coming out allegedly being derailed, called 'the lover conspiracy'? I've been occasionally laughing about it at work because it's like bad entertainment to me, but I noticed something fascinating last night. Page 39 was edited by the op. That page was specifically about Taylor's cat Ben and how Karlie and Taylor are named after James Taylor and Carly Simon who had a son named Ben. Something something destiny and even included a couple pictures of Ben the cat and in one picture of Ben Taylor was behind him with one eye covered and op alluded to 'the eye theory'. Well last night all of that was gone. Instead it was text saying what that page originally said and then adding, "but people on twitter took this too seriously. Y'all this page was a joke I was joking :/" And I had such a good laugh last night because ah yes op, excuse us for seeing you post something as a CONSPIRACY, even saying as much in the TITLE. But yes we are supposed to know what is serious and what isn't when it comes to the stuff these people say.

I'm so fucking mad that I know not only exactly the conspiracy compilation you're referring to but also the exact slide about her stupid cat. I had potential once.

#the thing that gets me is that the cat is actually named after Benjamin Button. the character. #a quick google search and wikipedia read shows all her cats are named after characters #just goes to show how lost in the sauce the gaylors are

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Something specifically funny happened and I'm not sure regular people noticed but I want to share it with you. You know that a hundred and fifty something page slide about Taylor's coming out allegedly being derailed, called 'the lover conspiracy'? I've been occasionally laughing about it at work because it's like bad entertainment to me, but I noticed something fascinating last night. Page 39 was edited by the op. That page was specifically about Taylor's cat Ben and how Karlie and Taylor are named after James Taylor and Carly Simon who had a son named Ben. Something something destiny and even included a couple pictures of Ben the cat and in one picture of Ben Taylor was behind him with one eye covered and op alluded to 'the eye theory'. Well last night all of that was gone. Instead it was text saying what that page originally said and then adding, "but people on twitter took this too seriously. Y'all this page was a joke I was joking :/" And I had such a good laugh last night because ah yes op, excuse us for seeing you post something as a CONSPIRACY, even saying as much in the TITLE. But yes we are supposed to know what is serious and what isn't when it comes to the stuff these people say.

I'm so fucking mad that I know not only exactly the conspiracy compilation you're referring to but also the exact slide about her stupid cat. I had potential once.

#the thing that gets me is that the cat is actually named after Benjamin Button. the character. #a quick google search and wikipedia read shows all her cats are named after characters #just goes to show how lost in the sauce the gaylors are

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he hehehe ! you found my post!!

ur pretty.

no take backs no take backs you have to deal with it