the-bafflementof-scotlandyard

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

A cactus the size of an arm pushed up your ass

Don't threaten ME with a good time!

#cats rp #crack cats

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

Same difference isn't it?

Who would win in a fight you or a clone of you but armed with a cactus on a stick?

Me bc the clone has cactus arms and that doesn't sound functional? Also I would set him on fire.

#cats rp

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

Who would win in a fight you or a clone of you but armed with a cactus on a stick?

Me bc the clone has cactus arms and that doesn't sound functional? Also I would set him on fire.

#cats rp

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

suk a dog dik

Oh no thanks

#cats rp #crack cats

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

Hey fucker stop stealing random cards we're trying to play poker here

Trying and FAILING without all your cards

#cats rp #crack cats

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

suk a dik

Ok but who does it belong to?

#cats rp #crack cats #nsfw

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

I do, and they're VERY negative towards you right now 😾

Are you the fucker stealing every left shoe??

And what if I am??

#cats rp #crack mac

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

You've hurt my feelings...

Are you the fucker stealing every left shoe??

And what if I am??

#cats rp #crack mac

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

You're awfully chatty, princess.

Did you miss me or something? 😼

Are you the fucker stealing every left shoe??

And what if I am??

#cats rp #crack mac

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

Okay, no.

Why would I care what you all voted? I am

✨above the law✨

Are you the fucker stealing every left shoe??

And what if I am??

#cats rp #crack mac

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

Are you the fucker stealing every left shoe??

And what if I am??

#cats rp #crack mac

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

I crave attention and this is the only way I know to get it

I am screaming and scratching at your door

Damn burned by the ex in 0.5 seconds

Jokes on him when I burn his den down

#cats rp #crack mac

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

Damn burned by the ex in 0.5 seconds

Jokes on him when I burn his den down

#cats rp #crack mac

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

It's like you're trying to hurt my feelings.... 😒

Yo bitch hydrate or die straight you dusty fuck

Jokes on you bitch I will NEVER DIE

#cats rp #crack mac

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

Yo bitch hydrate or die straight you dusty fuck

Jokes on you bitch I will NEVER DIE

#cats rp #crack mac #return of the mack

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

Ok it has come out that Tugger was inconsiderate of Mistos height.

But we never did find out who his lawyer was

@thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp want me to tell them?

#cats rp #so no head???

[the-bafflementof-scotlandyard]

*ears droop*

You're leaving with Skimble?

Ok it has come out that Tugger was inconsiderate of Mistos height.

But we never did find out who his lawyer was

@thatmysticaltuxedocat-rp want me to tell them?

#cats rp #not jealous #not at all