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#they show up in mines regularly lnao

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During my four years as a Hazbin Hotel fan, not a single person that I knew even heard about it. Hell, I even had a coworker last year mention A24 a bunch and not once did he mention HH.

Just shows how niche the fandom is.

-Metallica Anon 🤘

Same. I've never heard anyone outside of its existing fanbase talk about it, definitely never offline.

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Introducing the little dumpling baby from my last Zosan comic, her name is Kuina and I love her very much

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So Zoro is supposed to be Japanese, right? And Japan is one of those places where love is expressed more through actions than by being externally overly romantic.

I can see Zoro doing things for Sanji, like washing the dishes, cleaning his knives, setting up the table, folding his laundry, making sure his bed and personal belongings are tidy... Which is his way of flirting, of showing he cares. (Aside from the fighting).

And Sanji is the personification of grand gestures of romance, so he's oblivious to it.

Until they get to Wano, and he sees the way couples do gestures for each other just like that. And maybe he asks Kin'emon why he looks so flustered when he's 'just' serving his wife Tsurujo some tea, to which he says something like, "I had not done it in 20 years." And it finally gets to him.

And maybe when Zoro wakes up and reaches for his swords, they are immaculate and sharp. He looks up at Sanji, the only one who'd know how to take care of a blade, with a completely red face and a glimpse of hope in his eyes.

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Hello LGBTQ+ comunity, we got them all here

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this is my fav video now

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its time for!! (after like 3 days)

🥁🥁🥁…

STAR! DOES! FACTS!

you miss me? because i did too!!

todays facts will be…

ANCIENT EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY!!

yippee!!

now, let’s get into the facts, shall we?

1. Who were the 9 main gods of Egypt? The nine Ennead gods of Egypt are Atum, Shu, Tefnut, Geb, Nut, Osiris, Isis, Seth, and Nephthys. They are the family of Atum the god of the sun, and are the children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren of the sun god, Ra

2. Since Anubis is the god of death, does that make him evil? Actually it doesn’t! The Egyptian people viewed him as a good, protective deity. Anubis was portrayed with the color black, symbolizing regeneration and the Nile river's fertile soil

3. How many total gods were worshipped? There were well over 2,000 gods and goddesses worshipped in Ancient Egyptian mythology!

4. Most gods had the body of a human and the head of an animal! For example, Lady Bastet with her cat head and Sekhmet with her lioness head.

5. Who is the most well known God? That title goes to Amun-Ra, the sun god and also the god of creation. Amun-Ra is also the protector of the pharaoh, who is often depicted as an embodiment of Amun-Ra

6. Are there any lesser known gods? Yes! One of the more lesser known ones are Geb, who is the personification of the earth, god of healing colds, fevers, and scorpion stings. It is said that his laughter supposedly caused earthquakes. 

that is all folks for…

STAR! DOES! FACTS!

tomorrows facts will be about

ROMAN MYTHOLOGY !!

one of my personal favorites

see you all tomorrow!

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Explaining Internet Horror Things Badly

Local 58 - the moon is one scary ass motherfucker.

Gemini Home Entertainment - neptune is one scary ass motherfucker.

Mandela Catalog - what if jesus, but like among us.

The Monument Mythos/Nixonverse - THE STATUES ARE MOVING! Anyways, America is a country built on the suffering of oppressed peoples, and-

FNAF VHS - What if FNAF made sense?

Welcome Home - tumblr sexyman muppet feeds people to house (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

SMILE Tapes - Don't Do Drugs :)

Gilbert Garfield - WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.

Kane Pixel's Backrooms - 🎶 My life is like a videogame-🎶

Vita Carnis - meat is everywhere.

The June Archive and Restoration Project - Fuck you nintendo, deleting hatena flipnote killed a junillion innocent stickmen

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - funny muppet become scary muppet.

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - It is a lovely morning in The Flesh Pit, and you are a horrible capitalist.

VibingLeaf - creepypasta if it was good

TMK - the whole thing was leading up TO A DAMN KARL MARX JOKE!

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catch me if you can !!

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Vimes needs some rest.

I am Carrot. Is the exhibit on a different continent? I'll still be excited about a good museum exhibit.

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If there's one thing about Terry Pratchett, he sure knows how to write a romance between World's Lamest Dude and Woman With Autism

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To cleanse this page I have more Death fanart because I like him, he's fun

The space under the scythe felt empty so the 5 second Death sketch with the shortest book synopsis was a must

Also kitty :D

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(don't fear) the reaper

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My mom has been listening to Hogfather for the first time, and she brought up an interesting idea that I kind of already knew about the book but didn’t really think about until now.

Hogfather is about Death experiencing the feeling of being wanted.

All the Death books are about Death feeling an emotion so hard that he bends reality. Mort is about Death feeling ennui, Soul Music is about Death feeling depressed, Reaper Man is about Death feeling. Either death anxiety or love, I’ll accept either answer.

And I never really thought about it until now, but this book is Death really experiencing his first taste of being wanted. He explicitly says that THEY DON'T NORMALLY LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING ME… EXCEPT IN SPECIAL AND RATHER UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES.

He likes it. He loves it. He wants to live in this space so much. In an earlier Discworld book, this would be the point where reality shatters as he dives head first into the emotion and feels it as hard as he can.

But by this point in the series, he knows he can’t.

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A collection of reapers

1. Death of the endless but the Netflix version  2. Discworld death + the death of rats 3. Death from The Book Thief - the first time I read this book was a translation, and since death is a feminine noun in Portuguese they made death a she. This changes nothing about the story, but I’ve reread it in English since and still keep picturing death as a she  4. Kravitz adventure zone 

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Pro tip if you see at least 50 people say "wait that's not normal??" In the comments of some neurodivergent relatability post then it probably is, in fact, normal. Daydreaming to songs is normal, I promise you. Most everything about being neurodivergent is normal, it's just the degree to which it affects you and your life that makes it abnormal.