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For forever is Keefitz and If I could tell her is Sokeefe.

#kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #sophie foster #fitz vacker #keefe sencen #sokeefe #Fitzphie

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trying to figure out how many of us there are on here

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trying something new again (screaming crying throwing up)

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can people stop acting like sophie was pure evil in legacy and fitz was a perfect angel who did no wrong. yes he has valid moments and yes sophie was a little questionable with keefe but did we forget FITZ WAS A JERK😭😭 i love him but u cant read legacy and tell me he did nothing wrong. plus sophie isnt going to just stop talking to keefe because shes in a situationship theyre like best friends and she was not aware she liked him during legacy😭 leave my girl ALONE

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lukewarm take: it’s not that Alden is abusive it’s just that the entire vacker family line is the result of being exposed to fame from an extremely young age and the entire family is obsessed with perfection and instead of supporting their kids they put huge amounts of pressure onto them.

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I understand Biana

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Have we considered that this is Eleanor Olivia Wright, secretly not dead?

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Have we considered that this is Eleanor Olivia Wright, secretly not dead?

#yes #absolutely

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I keep thinking of the infant from that night...(Eleanor Olivia Wright) I keep thinking of the infant from that night...

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Appreciation post for Juline. She joined an illegal rebellion because of the prejudice toward her triplets at their birth, kept it a secret from her family for over a decade, and slapped Forkle so hard there was a mark for three days when he left her son in a foreign city after rescuing him.

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Councillor Zarina by @let-them-sing-of-others

Councillor Clarette by @purplesoup-lad-le

Note! Definition of a sexywoman:According to the sexywomanpedia, a sexywoman is "a character who shows the 'lanky suitman villain' tropes, is popular with wlw, and/or is highly divisive." Some factors to consider are morality (or lack thereof), overall mysteriousness, and strength (physical or abilitywise.)

Propaganda:

Councillor Zarina:

"idk man she's pretty cool and could electrocute me at will if she wanted" @corruption-exe

Councillor Clarette: None

Want to submit propaganda? Do so here and it will be added in the next round!

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‘i’d rather be me’ (also from mean girls tm) is marella coded and I can’t explain why and maybe stina too

YES YES YES IT IS MARELLA IT'S LITERALLY MARELLA OH MY GOODNESS IT'S SO PERFECT WHAT

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broke: approaching continuity errors from a doylist out-of-universe perspective, e.g. "Well clearly the writer forgot this character is dead at this stage in the timeline."

woke: approaching continuity errors from a watsonian out-of-universe perspective, e.g. "Well maybe it was actually this character's identical twin brother disguised as him who died."

bespoke: approaching continuity errors as if canon works are in-universe historical records and you're a historian carefully shifting through authorial bias, misunderstanding, literary additions, and legendary accretion, e.g. "It's likely that the story of this character's death was not a historical event and absent from the earliest layer of the oral tradition; it was invented several decades later by redactors who wanted to both present this character as a heroic martyr and plug the gaps of their later mysterious absence from the narrative."

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we're exillium. of course we send our waywards into the woods to hunt for edible berries because it's a learning experience and we're out of food anyway because we haven't been sent any but oh shit the waywards haven't come back and are unchaperoned in the woods and IS THAT A BEAR

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fitz vacker time loop send tweet

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And if I said that Sophie, Keefe, Dex and the others would look like jerks if kotlc had Stina pov?