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if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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The Nintendo Fan

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this isn't the olympics, naruto

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you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...

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new contender for best community note of all time

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the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?

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I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was

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>> inbox says it has eleven asks >> check inbox >> two asks

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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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Eye eye captain

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