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Zak: For your information, I am a perfectly decent cook.

Saber: Yesterday I watched you try to microwave a carrot and set fire to half the kitchen.

#The Guild Codex #The Guild Codex: Unveiled #Zak Andrii #Saber Rose #Saber Rose Orien #Incorrect Quotes #Source Unknown #All I'm saying is maybe there was a reason the kids at the farm did all the cooking

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Aaron: I had a brain scan today.

Kai: Why? To see if you have one?

Aaron: Thank you so much for your concern, Kai.

#The Guild Codex #The Guild Codex: Spellbound #Aaron Sinclair #Kai Yamada #Incorrect Quotes #Source Unknown

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Some time after Unveiled Bonus Epilogue (Creative Liberties Taken)

Kit: I don't understand, why wasn't I invited to the baby shower?

Saber: You have to ask?

Kit: Yeah?

-A few months ago-

*Kit releasing ostriches*

Zak: What the hell?!

Kit: What? Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic.

Saber: Not. Ostriches!

Kit: They were cheaper!

Zak: How?

#The Guild Codex #The Guild Codex: Warped #Kit Morris #Saber Rose #Saber Rose Orien #Zak Andrii #Inspired by a post from user caterpillarinacave

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Kit: I'm always cautious!

Lienna: You don't even use the wrist strap with the Wii controller!

Kit: I don't need it!

Lienna: You hit Vincent in the head!

Kit: Yes, and it was very cautiously planned out!

#The Guild Codex #The Guild Codex: Warped #Kit Morris #Lienna Shen

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Spoilers for Spellbound 8

*Kai walks in on Tori and Ezra kissing*

Tori: This isn't what it looks like!

Kai:

Tori: I... Am saving him money on lipstick... By sharing mine.

Ezra: No.

#The Guild Codex #The Guild Codex: Spellbound #Based off of an incorrect quote #Kai Yamada #Tori Dawson #Ezra Rowe

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#The Guild Codex #The Guild Codex: Demonized #Robin Page #Incorrect Quotes

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Warped 3

Lienna: So, what do we do now? Call Blythe?

Kit: We make sure it's the Ghost. And I have an ingenious plan to smoke him out.

Lienna: Sounds good.

Kit: Ghost!

*Zak turns to look at them*

*Kit looks at Lienna and points at Zak*

Lienna: That was your plan?!

*Zak runs away*

#The Guild Codex #The Guild Codex: Warped #Incorrect Quotes #Source: Psych #Kit Morris #Lienna Shen #Zak Andrii

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Spoilers for Spellbound 3

Tori on Reddit: Am I the AH for accidentally bringing my friend back to his criminal mafia family?

#The Guild Codex #The Guild Codex: Spellbound #Tori Dawson #Kai Yamada

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Spoilers for Demonized 4

Zylas: They're all crazy, Socks. Cults, demon mages. Let's go set fire to something.

#The Guild Codex #The Guild Codex: Demonized #Zylas #Zylas et Vh'alyir #Incorrect Quotes #Source: Ruin and Rising by Leigh Bardugo

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Kit to Zak and Saber: You two have one solution to every problem. Murder. No key fits every lock. Someone tries to betray you, murder. Someone gives you a harsh look, murder. Someone disrespects you, murder. Someone ruins your laundry, murder.

#The Guild Codex #The Guild Codex: Unveiled #Kit Morris #Zak Andrii #Saber Rose #Saber Rose Orien #Incorrect Quotes #Source: The Wicked King by Holly Black

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Tori: Even Zak and I have been getting closer. The other day, he gave me half of his sandwich. Zak: I mistook her for a garbage can. _____

Saber, about Zak: I like him, he has that, what do you call it? Tori: Cold-blooded ruthlessness? Saber: No, that’s not it. Saber: Ah, a knife, he has a knife. _____

Tori, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me. Zak: Yeah, Tori will straight up cry in public. Don't try her. Tori: Exactly, I will straight up- Tori: Tori, tearing up: Zak, why would you say that?! _____

Saber: Kill him. Kit: This is the kind of quality advice I look for. _____

Kit: Zak is mad at me, and I'm not sure why. Saber: Okay, did you talk before he got upset? Kit: . . . Yes? Saber: That's probably it. ______

Saber: Do you know that we are made out of atoms? Saber: And atoms never touch each other. Saber: So in my defense, Officer. I did not punch this kid.

#The Guild Codex #The Guild Codex: Unveiled #Tori Dawson #Zak Andrii #Saber Rose #Saber Rose Orien #Kit Morris #Incorrect Quotes #Sources Unknown

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Zylas: Are you okay? Robin, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions. Zylas: *Aggressively picks up an onion* What did you say?

#The Guild Codex #The Guild Codex: Demonized #Incorrect Quotes #Source Unknown #Zylas #Zylas et Vh'alyir #Robin Page

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How Captain Blythe Thinks Darius Makes Decisions

Darius: And it says here you're wanted in 17 countries?

Random Rouge: Yes. But there's a good reason for that.

Darius: Okay.

Random Rouge: I like murder.

Darius:

Darius: Sounds reasonable to me. You're in!

#The Guild Codex #The Guild Codex: Warped #Darius King #Captain Blythe

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Ezra: Come on, how long are you going to stay mad at me?

Kai: . . . 10 minutes. _____

Aaron: How long are you going to keep-

Kai: The rest of our lives plus 2 hours.

#The Guild Codex #The Guild Codex: Spellbound #Ezra Rowe #Kai Yamada #Aaron Sinclair

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Darius: What did you put on the table?

Aaron: In my last guild you mean? My teachers said I brought a lot of enthusi-

Darius: No, I mean what did you just put on my desk?

Aaron: Oh, you mean my toad.

#The Guild Codex #The Guild Codex: Spellbound #Darius King #Aaron Sinclair #Mr. Toadie The Toad III #Incorrect Quotes #Source Unknown

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What everyone else sees:

What Tristan sees:

#The Atlas Six #TAS #The Atlas Trilogy #Callum Nova #Tristan Caine #Based on Olivie Blake's ''Callum is a muppet and everyone else is a real person'' #Because that lives in my head rent free #Apologies for my terrible art

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Mystical Narrator: And so finally, Kit Morris had accomplished his dream of having a band, complete with musical arguments and insults based on appearance.

Mystical Narrator: Unfortunately, Lienna Shen woke him a short 20 minutes later, and he realized it was all a dream.

Aaron: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's all this noise? I thought we all agreed that The Bounty Hunters was going to be a light-hearted throwback to 90s alternative rock, not this mess of screaming into distortion.

Kai: Look, Aaron. Kit and I were talking, and Ezra agrees. Your attitude: just isn't working for us.

Kit: We've been a lot more productive without you.

Ezra: We already wrote an angsty song about the time you made us feel bad for not being handsome.

Aaron: You're kicking me out of the band?! Wait, who's playing drums?

Kit: Izzah said she would do it.

Izzah: I'm down for whatever. *twirls a drum stick in her hand*

Aaron: Oh, come on!

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#The Guild Codex #Kit Morris forming a band #Kit Morris #Aaron Sinclair #Kai Yamada #Ezra Rowe #Izzah Ramesh