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CAUSE ITS ON A MANDHIR AND THEY WERE RUNNING PRAYERS FOR ITS OPENING OR SMTH

NAH THE UK CONSERVATIVES ARE STARTING TO RUN POSTERS IN HINDI TOO

this is like the time trump released an ad where he tried to say "ab ki baar modi sarkaar" anyways pics or it didn't happen

#this part of london is where All The Religion is

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sometimes breakfast is jalapeno stuffed olives

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Proof

NAH THE UK CONSERVATIVES ARE STARTING TO RUN POSTERS IN HINDI TOO

this is like the time trump released an ad where he tried to say "ab ki baar modi sarkaar" anyways pics or it didn't happen

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you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

#gil vs arthur after the berlin wall falls and gil needs to be held but not coddled #need to add this to the pruk fic

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Thanks for the question, Anon!

For me, I only go braless at home, even if others are there.

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#ive got like #negative tiddy #so i only wear it if im going out and not wearing a jumper which is rare #othrwise you honestly cant tell

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You know I'm just gonna start reblogging this every time I start planning to eat fucking massively

Bro I am going to eat so much tommiriw

#Summer means I can't eat a lot or ill get sick #So stock up now lmao

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Rb if you want all the hcs people have about you in your inbox

#Lmao tell me the heam fanon

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

#Bro is facing Trials and Tribulations butnis surviving and I'm so proud of you for that

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Do you think that some animals would be into vore

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Thanks for the question, Anon!

I got my lobes pierced when I was 12, so elementary school. I added more over the years when I was in high school and then took those out, but got my conch pierced when I was 27. So I have my lobes and conch currently.

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#Brother I was like 3 days old #Fresh out the oven

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they should scissor

#I love pruk so much #I don't write them often enough anymore #God they need to fuck #I need Arthur to slam Gilbert against a wall and fuck him so hard he has a religious crisis

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BFT response to, "Would you love me if I was a worm?"

Spain: "I would cherish you and let you live in the compost pile by my tomato garden."

France: "I would protect you from birds when you come out after a fresh rain."

Prussia: "I would slurp you off the sidewalk."

#Theo Vs howl Vs me

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.....the quencies

Bro I am going to eat so much tommiriw

#Got yeeted headfirst into a food coma #Fucking 2 hour nap

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A year. A fucking year💀💀💀

The spy au isn't even like this where did we fucking get there from

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sorry I took so long; I wanted to figure out which other one to do.

okay so somewhere in a Human AU William Kirkland is a spy, like a MIB type "I don't exist" spy. He got recruited and subsequently faked his death right out of college, a car crash, the body couldn't be recovered. No connections left, his job was now quite literally his life.

(Russia is the villain I apologize but this is like, spy kids esque goofy villain)

anyway; four kids get brought into a type of "Witness protection" all four of their mothers had been killed by Agent Kirklands greatest enemy. All four kids biological fathers weren't around. They need to go looking for them just incase they're the next targets.... awkward conversation between the director and their best agent about... uhhh... well, they found the dad.

Years go by, they can't just send the kids back out into the world it's almost guaranteed they--and any of their guardians--would be killed. So they're raised to be spies. Within a few years Agent Kirkland and his team are the best in the biz.

Agent William Kirkland, Age 43, Code Name: The Lion. Dependents 4;

honestly just a damn good spy

Like, typical James Bond type things get in retrieve info, take out bad guys, jump out of helicopters for no reason besides it Looks Cool.

Agent Matthieu Williams, Age 17, Code Name: Ghost.

can literally blend in anywhere, he's special bc he's just so basic.

is sent mostly on recon, and to follow people

can do the Standing on opposite side of street when noticed, bus drives by, is gone. Thing.

The only person in the entire organization who likes stakeouts

Agent Alfred Jones, Age 15, Code Name: Patriot.

has spent every other waking moment with logistics people since he was eight.

better at laying out plans than 97% of the adult agents, can somehow see the weak spots that no one else thought of.

calls playing first person shooter games "practicing for the job"

Not-Yet-Agent John "Jack" Wilson, age 9, Code Name: Joey.

wants nothing more than to just be thrown into the most remote base they have.

Just let him look at plants and animals,,, while pretending to do spy stuff. Please.

is a little menace but also everyone loves him.

Not-Yet-Agent Liam Robinson, age 7, Code Name: Kiwi

The biomedical engineers keep trying to get him interested in what they're doing bc "Logistics got a kid and we want one too :("

it's working. This five year old knows far more biology than he probably should.

Is only five so tbh he just hangs out

Running joke with everyone who's met him is basically

*after a really tough mission* "Where is Liam? I need to see his face, I need to hold him, it will improve my mental state immediately"

Matthieu and Alfred's code names were given to them as a joke bc for about 8 months straight they watched The Patriot at least once a week and they stuck. "Joey" and "Kiwi" aren't official code names, but everyone is pretty sure like "Ghost" and "Patriot" they will end up sticking.

#Where did Ivan come from lmao #And Gil and Lutz and hen #Like where did half these blokes come from #And we've abducted howl here tkk

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Ate an obscene amount of ravioli

Bro I am going to eat so much tommiriw

#And potato

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if you dont like fat and hairy people i cant help you

#Gr

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#Hws Germany #Hws Prussia