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Good Fucking Morning Affirmations

Featuring the voice of Alan Rickman

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why does this stupid fucking turntable hate my guts bitch i'll kill you

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#Me when I get the slightest bit of attention

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Source

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HELLO?????

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gaslight 

gatekeep

goncharov

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i see your “goncharov can’t be made into a real movie cause that would ruin it” and raise you; someone does make a real version of goncharov but films 3 or 4 different versions of each scene/plot point, and than mashes them up to create like 30 different versions of the same movie. it’s released in theaters under the guise of being a perfectly normal film, but every person who goes to see it sees a slightly different version, which will just increase the confusion and amount of unconnected lore. is that possible? probably not. but it would be hilarious.

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me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

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I just resorted to goth club dancing bc idk how to actually dance 😭

PROM NIGHT

*gasps* Another prom?!

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ye it was my schools prom- you’d be proud I actually danced this time 💪💪

PROM NIGHT

*gasps* Another prom?!

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

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you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

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#You forgot the husband who’s so obviously autistic and is being forced to socialize