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What the flip... Yall know whats going on..?!

“Well, uh… funny story. VERY funny story. We, uh, originally came from that dimension—and maybeee we abandoned left some friends who needed us at the most important of times?”

“Yeah, uh… we didn’t-a think that-a one through, didn’t-a we?”

“Well, I don’t care if you come back there just to get ripped apart by your ‘buddy friend chum pals!’ I need you fools to get into your home dimension and find a way there to close it back, so that the universe doesn’t collapse on itself… AGAIN!”

“I thought-a your magic was ‘above the-a crust of-a human dreams.’ Couldn’t-a you close it-a by yourself or-a something?”

“Yeah, but, uh… NEVERMIND! Just get in the dimension, say that you’re ’sorry,’ and then hop back out! It’s not too much for your puny minds to handle!”

Both gulps came from the two of them.

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WTF...!?!!?!?!!! BOYS ARE YOU OKAY??!?!?! (?!

“Yeah, we’re okay, but I have no idea what that thing above our heads is. It’s sort of like a laser beam’s across the sky or something!”

“You insolent fools! You’ve managed to rip apart the time continuum again! Again, I don’t know how you did it, but I don’t want to know anyways!”

“It wasn’t any of our faults! It just sorta appeared out of nowhere! Well, I mean, we heard some rumbling before it did, but I thought it was an earthquake.”

“Can-a you look at it, uh… pizza magician guy?”

“First of all, it’s Pizzamancer. You should know this by now. Secondly, of what I can gather, it appears to be an entrance to an entirely separate dimension of our own. For some strange reason, though, there’s merely just a white void without anything in sight.”

“White?”

“Void?”

“White void?”

…

“Uh oh.”

“—Don’t tell me that you fools have a connection to it.”

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Ok OkaY YOUR NOT PEDDITO!!!!! HE EAS JSUT AWKWARD AND CONFUSED WHEN WE GAVE HIM LIVE AND YOUR JSUT ANGRY AND ACTING LIKE YOU'VE NEVER RECOEVED AAAND YOU SHOULD KNOW ME!!!!!!!! FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

“OH, WOULD YOU SHUT—”

Just then, The Doise skateboarded into the scene.

“Hey, hey Peddler Man! Since you’ve been a lotta more angrier lately, it’s time for you to take some anger management classes! It’ll do you good with plenty of BLUE AQUARIUM GRAVEL on top!”

“Look, I don’t-a need anger management classes, and I especially don’t-a want inedible gravel! Why-a don’t-a you go bother someone else?”

RUMBLE.

RUMBLE.

RUMBLE.

“…The heck was that?”

“I don’t-a know, but if-a it’s your karma, then you definitely—”

…

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

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Doisey your nice and friendly and charismatic srent you can you see if theres anything wrong with peddito? Peddita chan too

“Well, I’m having a fancy tea party with her, and seems to me that there’s nothing wrong with her. Ain’t that right, Peddita?”

Eased, Peddita Chan slowly nods, agreeing with Doise’s statement.

“But as for Peddily, I do notice he’s been a lot more angry lately! Pizzamancer told me that it may not be the real him, but I have a better idea! Seeya later, Peddita! I’ve got to sign up a big lug for anger management classes!”

Once again, Peddita Chan nods, sipping her tea as she sees Doise skateboard off into the distance.

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Peddito my bbg pookie wookieeee!!!!!!!!! If your so so realsies the peddito we know then uhm. Eh. Uhh. Wh. What was. What was yo. Shit i cant think of anything love you mwah cuddles you

“Okay, HOLD RIGHT THERE, lady! First of all, where did-a you come from? Who even are you? I’ve-a got a show to run with that blue rat, not-a wasting my-a time with head over heels weirdos like you!”

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Some of you may have not even noticed, but a lot of both Peddito & The Doise’s sprites have been recolored here in this blog to be more vibrant! Here’s a comparison:

Which sprites do you like better?

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THE PEDDITO AND DOISE LORE IS GETTING CRAZY !!!!! who is this man and WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE PEDDITO!!!!

“That’s-a because I AM Peddito! Why don’t-a you people believe me? Jeez Louise, you wear-a something different for-a once, and-a suddenly, people treat-a you like a different person!”

#pizza tower #peddito #peddito pizza tower #pizza tower peddito

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Is that fake peddito

“…We don’t-a talk about Fake Peddito.”

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400TH POST!

(By the way, if you were wondering, both Doisette and Doise-Chan were holding up the camera to take the picture viewed here).

Wow. Just wow. I have no words, because I’ve already exhausted them all on the previous milestones we’ve reached beforehand. No other blog of mine has truly peaked in their runtimes—except this one. I’m struggling to believe that this is really, and that this isn’t a dream. What more can I say? May @the-peddito-and-the-doise-show achieve seemingly impossible and unobtainable goals of success in the near future. I hope that it comes true. I really hope

To celebrate this particular occasion, here’s a teaser of something that I’m cooking up…

Welcome back home.

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Oh. Phew...!! I was so worried man like really!!! After seeing that weirdass version of you I got SUPER WORRIED SOMETHING WAS HAPOENING TO YOU.....

“It’s-a fine, really! No worries!”

“Hey, would you look at that, Pizzamancer! Never saw Peddito this happy before since I killed him a while ago!”

“Firstly, have you considered the eventual consequences saying that out loud in public? At all? But secondly, I agree. It seems like he’s definitely a lot more happy now… too happy…”

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PEDDITO HOLY SHIT YOUR EYES

[She whips out a mirror!]

LLOK LOOK!!!! WTF IS UP WITH YO EYES DUDE!!??!?!?!

“It’s-a just how my eyes are! See, look—I can make my pupils appear and disappear if I wanted to. Not that big of a deal.”

#pizza tower #peddito #peddito pizza tower #pizza tower peddito

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I feel bad for peddito im buying him a new washing machine

“NO!—I mean, it’s-a fine! You don’t-a have to. You really don’t.”

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Super Doise vs Peddito

“GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, RIGHT NOW!”

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I LOVE SUPER DOISE I LOVE SUPER DOSIE I LOVE DJFJJSNZNWBDB

“As always, thanks for the appreciation! Officially licensed by DTV (and definitely not stolen from NTV’s Noise Tower movie!)”

“…I’m willing to bet-a that-a you did steal it.”

“Uh, Peddily? Your tank top’s a different shade of pink. Don’t you (well technically all of us) usually wear the same clothes every day?”

“Well, I would’ve continued wearing those same clothes if it-a wasn’t for that damn busted laundry! I’ve-a lost several pairs because of it!”

“—Okay then!”

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So, uh… forgot to celebrate the 300 posts milestone by a long shot. Whoops!

To make it up for missing out on that opportunity, here’s Super Doise in all of his glory:

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noise update? heh, more like

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A PREVIEW OF…

UNSALTED CHUNKS OF MEAT TOWER

Fight against fearsome foes!

Featuring The Doise as a playable character!

Get good ranks to 100% the game! (Or else…)

Some exclusive screenshots!

Even though you may be excited, be careful too on your travels, as one simple mistake can easily end your combo! Artist’s impression of those failures:

And that’s all folks! The release date is somewhere in year 1,000,002,021–so just hang in there!

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