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just realized i never posted this here…. hm, gay people ⁉️🏳️‍🌈

#WOAH!!!! banger

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whos uhh,,, like other than mammon who do y'all think is the most like,,, like ,, easily made jealous?? the most . jealous,, like . if MC were to casually drop a "[something something] my boyfriend/girlfriend [something something]" whos going the most insane??? mammons not an option cause we all know its him but like other than him yk??

logically ig it might be levi cause hes like, hes the envy one. but hes not really that jealous over mc tbh?? like in comparison to the others?? i think lucifer or satan would be Annoyed as fuck, but ,,, idk???? ???

#obey me #obey me! #obey me! shall we date? #obey me poll #obey me! lucifer #obey me! leviathan #obey me! satan #obey me! asmodeus #obey me! beelzebub #obey me! belphegor #obey me! levi #obey me! asmo #obey me! beel #obey me! belphie #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #lucifer obey me #leviathan obey me #levi obey me #satan obey me #asmodeus obey me #asmo obey me

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Mc: Hey Lucifer!!!!

Lucifer: *ignoring them*

Mc: Hey, hey, Lucifer!!

Lucifer: *still ignoring*

Mc: Avatar of pride!!! Lucifer Morningstar!!!

Lucifer: ....

Mammon: *passing by* What are they doing? And why doesn't Lucifer answer them?

Satan: *sitting next to Belphie with a wide grin* Oh, Lucifer is angry.

Mammon: Angry?

Belphie: Yeah, Mc has smashed him at that Trivial game.

Mammon: ... Oh.

Mc: Hey Luci!! Diavolo's right hand!!! Lucifer!!!

Lucifer: *gritting his teeth*

Mc: Lucifeeeeer! Prideful peacock!! Older brother??!! Luciiiii!!

Lucifer: WHAT???!!

Mc: *grining* How does it feel to live thousands of years and have a human sweep the floor with you?

Mammon, Satan and Belphie: *laughing their head off*

Lucifer: Fuck you!!?

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For your consideration:

Lucifer and Mammon display nesting behaviors.

If MC takes a nap around the House, they'll wake up surrounded by a mound of blankets, pillows, and various random shirts and jackets from their closest.

They think, "Oh MC might get cold, I'll go get them a blanket." ... then another, and another, and another, and...

Then their bird-brains forget even doing it until MC wakes up or they need their clothes to go out somewhere.

Belphie has woken up in similar fabric piles before and it weirds him out that they keep doing that

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HE WHAT??

i can see no negative repercussions to this

#oh no..

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Mean Girls except it’s the Anti-Lucifer League

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i can see no negative repercussions to this

#obey me #obey me! #obey me! shall we date? #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me belphegor #obey me poll #obey me belphie

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this isnt related to anything but i really think they shouldve let satan have a gun

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Y’all Know Mammon Would

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#obey me #obey me! #obey me lucifer #obey me poll #obey me belphie #obey me asmodeus #obey me! shall we date? #obey me satan #obey me belphegor #obey me leviathan #obey me asmo #asmo obey me #mammon obey me #obey me mammon #lucifer obey me #obey me! levi #obey me! leviathan #obey me! asmodeus #obey me! asmo #obey me! mammon #obey me! lucifer #obey me! satan #obey me! belphie

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Winner by a LANDSLIDE!!! + friend chart between the trio

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🗣🗣Shout out to Satan and Asmo for being the only obey me characters with nipples 🗣🗣

Wait!!- wait- when do they have nipples???

#😲 #omg???

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just me ranting about s*lmare again,,, sigh

it’s kind of getting on my nerves seeing people getting mad at others for pointing out s*lmare’s shitty behavior. like, i get that people may not want to see negativity about the games/devs but acting like people aren’t allowed to be negative is a whole different thing.

look. i’m not trying to be seen as the like “ultimate s*lmare hater™︎” or anything (or maybe i am), but i’m just going to compile a quick and nowhere near exhaustive list for everybody so they understand why i and so many other fans are still so mad. because quite frankly i’m sick of people crying on twitter that i’m “just being mean” when what i’m really doing is calling a spade a spade.

for an ENTIRE YEAR before nightbringer was released, devs never told anybody that a new game was coming out. everybody grinded for an ENTIRE YEAR because we were kept under the impression that a new season was coming to OG only to be told “haha we’re going to make you pretty much redo the whole story again (but in the past :O !!!) only after which you’ll get a conclusion for OG :)” [the end of lesson 80 of OG literally said coming soon until AFTER nightflop was announced.]

devs waited until a reddit ama to even tell us that a new game was coming, but only when asked by a fan who’s question subsequently got buried in all the other responses. the only reason anybody else saw it is because it was screenshotted and posted to twitter and in its own post on reddit. no official announcement was made prior. the first official announcement we got was like a week or two before nightflop was released.

they keep pushing out terrible quality events back to back just to milk money from fans even though the vast majority of fans have said they don’t like back to back events because the quality of them are horrendous. most players would rather have fewer events with better writing then to have constant shit ones.

never told us that daily chats were ending in OG. we only know this was happening because someone send a ticket to the devs and it was then screenshotted and posted to twitter.

s*lmare has proved time and time again that they only care about whales. they’ve proved this by paywalling a lot of features in Nightbringer. and before anyone drops in with “but they give us more devil points in battles >:(“ shut up. haven’t you noticed the increase in need to spend devil points? whether for character outfits, sprite outfits level up sales (that they’ve made more frequent by making leveling up easier), ap sales, etc… they’ve only given you more DP so you’ll spend more DP.

they literally shoved an ad down our throats as many times as they could (in NB) by putting it on the HOME. SCREEN. as well as making it one of the first things you see when you boot up the app and in the side news thing. they didn’t do anything about it until fans complains relentlessly for WEEKS.

they took away the 10x free pulls for HDD 4 (which is OG’s birthday NOT Nightflop’s). they have always done the free pulls since the games inception. they did this so that fans are more likely to use they’re own vouchers or pay irl money for the cards they want.

they lowered nightmare drops EVEN LOWER to force players to draw more if they want certain cards (this goes back to putting players in a position to use irl money to buy devil points for nightmare summons if they want certain cards).

wanderers whereabouts and fabsnap are lazy and unnecessary and from what i understand, most people barely fool with it. the models are cheap and horrendous. (i get it’s a mobile game and the graphics are not going to be like PS5 level, but come on.)

they took away birthday events without an announcement. people were saving AP and demon vouchers for their favorite boys’ birthday events only to instead be given ONLY a birthday nightmare with a pity OF 200. they also stopped doing birthday events before asmo’s 2023 bday, leaving him as the only brother without a prince card. never mind the fact that they’ve paywalled birthday items in wonder’s whereabouts for $3.99 (usd).

they changed some devil grams (in OG) to please a loud minority of players that didn’t like having to kiss the brothers in the devilgrams. in a game about dating and kissing demons. they pandered to a small (but quite loud) minority of players BITCHING that they didn’t want to kiss the brothers. in a game about dating demons.

they’ve infantilized the game and lowered the age rating (to 12+) to make it more accessible to younger audiences which has significantly lowered the quality of the writing. this is a game about demons !! they are not child friendly and they don’t need to be written as such. a game about dating and romancing demons is a kids game now.

i want to express very sincerely that i absolutely adore obey me. i have for the past four years. (you should see my collection of luci merch LOL). it’s the first franchise i have devoted myself to so strongly. i just really hate s*lmare and how they keep getting greedier while offering NOTHING to fans but lukewarm content and constant money pandering. this franchise means a lot to me, and i know that rings true for most of the players, and it hurts to see it going down the drain like this considering it is so special to me. i love this community (except when people are crying over misinterpreting criticisms against s*lmare/devs as personal attacks) and i love what everybody creates. it’s all so so very special to me and it’s important that we all understand this. these games and franchise could be something so very special. it started out so different (in a good way!) than almost all other otomes i’ve played, but now it’s getting left in the dust because a multimillion dollar company is more worried about how to milk an extra $3.99 from they’re fans than they are making quality content that fans would be WILLING to pay for, instead of locking content behind paywalls.

i wish nightbringer was never a thing. the story they wanted to make could have easily when a 1-2 season arc in OG. but instead we were forced to essentially play the same game over again, just in a different setting and time, and pretty much be told that the time we’ve spent grinding and leveling up our cards and getting through all the battles was wasted. all for a new game that nickels and dimes players while offering shit in return.

solmare was proven that they have no intention of being transparent with fans. that they only want to milk whatever money they can from us. it’s created a lot of distrust and aversion in the community. and believe me, after all this, and even after obey me is run through and isn’t a cash cow for them anymore, i’ll never play another fucking solmare game ever again.

❤︎ it’ll always be ‘one master to rule them all.’

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Zombie iguana dolls come in random scents!

#i am forced to wonder wtf this even means

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just,, applause. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏phenomenal,, 👏👏👏 wonderful, just. amazing 👏👏👏👏 /gen this is amazing (i dont even hate lucifer i just think this is funny)

ok hear me out okay. your laying in bed. your water is on the other side of your room, sitting on your desk. who do you call to bring you your water? (even though its only like 10ft away from you, and they're either in a different dimension or on the other side of the house, depending on how you're choosing to interpret this)

#i genuinely love this community sm #i would die without it tbh #obey me! #obey me #obey me lucifer

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i want a mc who knows everyone's secrets and also says the most out of pocket shit ever because it will be insanely fucking funny like

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mammon: shuddup, stupid human!

mc: stupid? didnt lucifer whoop your ass for getting 2% or sum 💀

mammon: MC!!

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asmo: mc, you fell of so badly on this post! there's only like 12 likes on it!!

mc: you cant say shit about falling off you fell from heaven

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lucifer: how did you lose your textbook?!

mc: how did you lose your sister??!!

the brothers: 😨

mc: YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT 🔥🔥 WHERE IS LILITH HUH???? I DONT SEE HER I DONT FUCKIN SEE HE

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