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happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

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😳

s-same to you as well...

i am not immune to men with long hair

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i am not immune to men with long hair

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i am not immune to men with long hair

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stop freaking out about getting old and start planning out what kind of old person you're gonna be

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“platonic age gaps are problematic-“

are you guys really not friends with your parents? your siblings? your older and younger cousins? your professors and teachers and mentors? the regulars at the cafe twice your age? your motherfucking grandparents? open your eyes and your hearts to what a friend can be.

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"what if you havent found the right one yet🥺🥺" what if i hit you with a metal pole

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DNI,.. Unless u Love Meee !!!!

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AROMANTICISM AND ASEXUALITY ARE INHERENTLY QUEER AND DO NOT NEED TO BE PAIRED UP WITH ANOTHER LGBTQ IDENTITY TO BE RECOGNIZED AS SUCH AND YES THIS INCLUDES CISHET ASPECS

[the-smiley-blue-axolotl]

garlic bread to share to your aspec friends :)

rb to share

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You know, I'm pretty tired myself... I could use a kip...

Maybe we could.... curl up together? ...'n both take a nap?

Okay, I've just got some distressing news from our little friend....

In the medicine cabinet behind the mirror, there's a glass bottle with purple stuff in it.

You need to inject that into him. Henry's done more than just knock him out.

i'm totally not having a panic attack oh god this is worse than i thought

ohhh god....

wait. you want me to put REMNANT in Him????

[the-smiley-blue-axolotl]

Love love love the way fire devours btw

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Ugh I can't believe I spent another year making friends and memories and growing as a person instead of making a million dollars and beating every world record while simultaneously solving every problem on the planet that has or will ever exist. Another year wasted.

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maybe painkillers will help? maybe a nap?

Okay, I've just got some distressing news from our little friend....

In the medicine cabinet behind the mirror, there's a glass bottle with purple stuff in it.

You need to inject that into him. Henry's done more than just knock him out.

i'm totally not having a panic attack oh god this is worse than i thought

ohhh god....

wait. you want me to put REMNANT in Him????

[the-smiley-blue-axolotl]

i'm fine... you've probably got a monster of a headache...

Okay, I've just got some distressing news from our little friend....

In the medicine cabinet behind the mirror, there's a glass bottle with purple stuff in it.

You need to inject that into him. Henry's done more than just knock him out.

i'm totally not having a panic attack oh god this is worse than i thought

ohhh god....

wait. you want me to put REMNANT in Him????

#((no problem))

[the-smiley-blue-axolotl]

o-okay... c-could we not have this conversation in earshot of everyone?

Okay, I've just got some distressing news from our little friend....

In the medicine cabinet behind the mirror, there's a glass bottle with purple stuff in it.

You need to inject that into him. Henry's done more than just knock him out.

i'm totally not having a panic attack oh god this is worse than i thought

ohhh god....

wait. you want me to put REMNANT in Him????

#((take it to the DMS pls))

[the-smiley-blue-axolotl]

(his gaze drifts down, and he quickly looks away)

you WANTED him to kill you? we all spent the last god knows how long trying to stop him!

oh well, whatever... I'm glad you're alright now.

Okay, I've just got some distressing news from our little friend....

In the medicine cabinet behind the mirror, there's a glass bottle with purple stuff in it.

You need to inject that into him. Henry's done more than just knock him out.

i'm totally not having a panic attack oh god this is worse than i thought

ohhh god....

wait. you want me to put REMNANT in Him????