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the smosh summer games wild west trailer is better than any movie that came out in 2017
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mood
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wheres the nick carraway/jay gatsby fanvid to green light by lorde come on guys pick up the pace
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year 3000. naruto is dead. zoruto, the son of poruto, who was the son of coruto, who was the son of goruto, who was the son of boruto, who was the son of naruto, now has an anime. ‘zoruto is gonna…be better than poruto’ kishimoto assures, at age 1026.
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Sometimes a family is 1500 moms living on an island with their daughter made of clay
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anyway here’s to bi girls who fall in love with and date and marry guys your bisexuality is still valid your love for girls is still valid and your current relationship doesn’t make you straight or any less sapphic than the next wlw. i hope you’re happy in your relationships and that you don’t feel like you’re playing into the “stereotype” that all bi girls end up with guys. it’s okay, you’re okay
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what i said: ace people are valid and go through their own struggles, but they’re not systematically or historically oppressed because of their sexuality. also: you can be gay and ace, but being ace doesnt make you gay.
what yall think i said: i hate ace people
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the next straight girl to call her friend her girlfriend or wife owes me $50.00 💁🏻
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when u highkey want 2b hot but ur 5'3 and have squishy cheeks
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mood: jon stewart curled up in a fridge crying into someone elses yoghurt
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I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.
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