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Fic Recs Wrap Up -April 2022

you’ve got the antidote for me by Kandakicksass

When Harry Potter unintentionally severs their soulbond before it can fully form, Draco Malfoy resigns himself to a slow death and decides not to burden Harry with a soulmate he’s made it very clear he doesn’t want. He’s never been selfless before, but for Harry, he can try. Rec Post

Dress Me Up In My Finest Silk by Hatsonhamburgers @hatsonhamburgers

Draco has a secret. It's soft and lacy, and it hugs his body in a way that makes him feel so sexy.

Harry may have accidentally seen Draco's secret, and now it's all he can think about. Rec Post

Lessons in Grace and Decorum by GallaPlacidia

In Azkaban, Narcissa Malfoy gives Draco lessons in how to manipulate people into loving him. When Draco is released on the condition that he is bonded to Harry as his prisoner, he finally has a chance to put his newfound skills into practice. Forced bonding, eighth year (eventually), a Draco driven slightly mad by grief, a furious, self-destructive Harry, a whole lot of angst and a proportionate amount of comfort. Rec Post

Fast Forward, Two Steps Back by emmagrant01

Everyone knows that Draco Malfoy died in the Room of Requirement ten years ago. So when he suddenly reappears at Hogwarts ten years later, still seventeen years old, Professor Harry Potter’s life gets very complicated. Rec Post

Stupid Love by The_Sinking_Ship @the-sinking-ship

Harry Potter, how does Draco Malfoy hate thee? Let me count the ways. Rec Post

I Want to be With You (I’m Good at It) by punk_rock_yuppie @punk-rock-yuppie

Draco was banned from the wizarding world after the events of the war; he reintegrates himself slowly, with unexpected results. Rec Post

Accidental Magic by vivi1138 @penguinanimagus

After the war, Draco left the magical world. He doesn’t lead the easiest life, doesn’t sleep enough and has another mouth to feed. He doesn’t expect to be forced to go back early, but when his son’s accidental magic threatens the Statute of Secrecy, there’s only one person who can help.

Expectant by loveglowsinthedark @l0vegl0wsinthedark

After he accidentally gets Malfoy pregnant on a drunken fuck at a club, Harry doesn't anticipate that it'd be just as easy to fall in love with him. Rec Post 1, 2

Here are a few more fics I've read recently that y'all might like to check out as well! (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

Vis-à-Vis-à-Vis by Vukovich @vukovich

Harry's assignment was simple. Close out Draco Malfoy's missing persons case so he can be declared dead.

But who's making withdrawals from Malfoy's vaults? How is a death omen-turned-Unspeakable involved? Is an organization known as the Moirai to blame?

Harry brushes it off until he can't. Until The Prophet is flooded with sightings of dead people. Until Robards throws himself on his sword. Until Ron turns on his own family. Until Harry scarcely trusts his own reflection in the mirror and trusts the stranger in his bed even less.

Until all that stands between war and peace is Harry, a name plate, a stadium of murderers, and Draco Malfoy.

God save the Ministry.

DIY Messiah by scoradh

Harry stopped hating Draco Malfoy on Bring Your Kids to Work Day.

Harry Potter and the Chariot of the Sun by Philosopherscribe

Hot on the trail of a Dementor-worshipping cult, Harry plays a dangerous game with an old enemy.

Little Deaths and How to Avoid Them (or Draco Malfoy's Guide to Stop Dying and Start Living Instead) by dustmouth, nerakrose @greaseonmymouth

Malfoy is way too interested in coroner reports for somebody who's definitely not looking for ways to die, Harry wants to be friends with him, and Ginny wants to break up with Harry.

Features: Little League Quidditch, an abundance of bath bombs, happy endings, and gay robots in space.

The Garland Gay by Vaysh @vaysh11

Draco Malfoy has it all – – sex, money, power. But a family secret threatens to become the undoing of the successful head of Malfoy Bank. His troubles bring him to private investigator Harry Potter, who lost it all – girlfriend, Galleons, Auror career – – over a tenacious obsession with a certain blond. Both become entangled in the vengeful schemes of a stranger from the past. As much as Draco tries to resist, in the end, he must make a fateful choice for the man he is destined to love.

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I hope you enjoy these as much as I have! Thanks, as always, for being here! ( ᵕ́ૢ‧̮ᵕ̀ૢ)‧̊·*

Happy reading, y’all!

xoxo Carey  

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Tired of trying https://www.instagram.com/p/B2WO-91B37P/?igshid=1bne3kodphpjk

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Lift

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ok concept:

Draco being very openly and shamelessly gay at Hogwarts. Radiating invincibility and confidence and being unabashedly flamboyant, and Harry’s attention torn to pieces every time he sees him, because Draco is just so comfortable within his own skin.

‘He looks free’, Harry thinks. 

Harry observing everyone else’s indifference towards Draco’s sexuality and allowing it to help him come to terms with his own bisexuality

‘if Malfoy can be happy, why can’t I?’

Harry momentarily forgetting to be Draco’s enemy, and instead asking him questions like “when did you know?”

Draco forgetting to taunt Harry for asking that question because he knows how hard it is to struggle with your sexuality- and even though it’s Potter, it’s still a battle fought hard when you’re alone.

“I knew when the only personality I fit into fully was the one I thought I’d have to hide away forever.”

Harry’s heart crawling up his throat at this

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They close in, swallowing me The pain, it comes in waves I’m getting back what I gave

Linkin Park - BlackBirds

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Stupid Boys Hitting On Me: Part I

Had a guy with an ak-47 tattooed on his neck explain to me why being gay was a sin last night.

Guy: “You know after you two are done doing what you’re doing, there’ll always be a part of you left unsatisfied.” Me: “Is that so?” Guy: “Mmhmm, ‘cause only men can make you feel right.” Me: “So men are the best way to go?” Guy: “Men are the ONLY way to go.” Me: “Oh, so you like men too? That’s cute.” Guy: “WHAT-NO-THAT’S NOT-”

I’ve been waiting years for a guy dumb enough to fall for that one.

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LIFE IMITATING ART

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Hop, Harry Potter fan art

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One Year Anniversary for Banyaro.

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sa mu i

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Scans from heavenly breeze photo cards

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Here’s a quick comic of fourth year, things have really slowed down b/c school

But hey! If u guys have ideas let me hear them ( no guarantee they will be drawn lol, cuz ya know, college)  (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

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More friend Draco, 2nd yr

So much to draw, yet so little tiimme

Cries

No Repost pls

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Helga: Ro, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Rowena:…N-neat!

[Later]

Rowena: Oh my god, I can’t believe I said ‘neat’. Who the fuck says neat?! I am such a dumbass!!

Salazar: Eh, don’t beat yourself up about it. Remember what I did when Godric told me he loved me for the first time.

Rowena: You…thanked him?

Godric: *stares dead eyed into the middle distance* I thanked him.

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Draco *laying on the floor and looking intently under the bed*: Hmmm

Harry: What are you doing there?

Draco: I think a strange animal is living with us. Look!

Harry *looks under the bed*: There's nothing there.

Draco: It is!!! Don't you see that little furry thingy? I don't know what animal is but it moves from time to time... It hasn't got legs or eyes...It's very weird! Don't you see it??

Harry *looks again*: There's noth...Oh!! You mean the ball of dust?

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Words Are Hard

Inspired by the huge heaps of snow that can currently be found in Scotland, and dedicated to @assassinsdragons bc she lives in Sweden and Sweden is also snowy cold stuff

“Cold cold cold cold cold.” Draco shivered as he dumped his snow-covered cloak on the ground. He usually wasn’t someone for tardiness, but he was too undercooled to care at the moment. “Coooooold.”

“Can you say anything other than cold?” Harry smirked at him from his comfortable four poster bed. By the looks of it, he hadn’t set a foot outside the thing since the night before.

Unlike Draco, who’d been dragged out of bed by Luna because one of the thestrals had gotten hurt. She’d needed his expertise on deep wounds. Wounds like the ones you found in a warzone on the wrong side, with no hospital available.

To put it lightly, he’d had better mornings.

“Very cold.” He grumbled as he glared at the Gryffindor. Strangely enough, they’d become friends over the past seven months. And quite good friends at that, which gave Draco an idea. With a devilish smirk, he kicked off his boots, walked over to Harry and climbed under the covers.

“Aaaaaa! Cold cold cold cold cold cold cold!” Harry called out as Draco wrapped himself around him. It was a delicious piece of revenge, because as expected Harry’s bed was amazingly warm and soft and comfortable. The squirming man in it was a bit less comfortable, but Draco decided not to kick him out because he was also quite hot (and not just in a temperature sense).

“Can you say anything other than cold?” Draco asked lazily as he stripped his socks away with his toes and pressed his icy feet against Harry’s calves.

“Cold!” Harry squeaked in response.

“But Potter, that’s the exact same word you know? C-O-L-D. That is what you were saying before too.” He explained as if he were talking to a dumb toddler. It earned him a deliciously angry glare from his bed partner.

“Arsehole.” Harry grumbled, but he finally stopped squirming. After letting out a deep breath, he even started to relax in Draco’s strong grip.

“Now that is a different word. Well done, Harry.” Draco could barely stop himself from laughing as Harry’s angry glare turned into a very annoyed pout. “Does mister brilliant perhaps even know another one? Or is that too much of the Saviour of the Vocabulary World?”

“I do know another word. Two even.” Harry briefly started up his wrestling again until he was hovering above Draco. “Shut up.”

And suddenly Draco wouldn’t have been able to say any words at all even if his life depended on it, because Harry Potter was kissing him. His lips were rough but warm and sweet and on his mouth. He was so surprised by it, that he barely managed to join in before it was over again.

“That was nine words.” Draco panted after they broke apart. He hadn’t made a conscious effort to count Harry’s words, but his mouth always had had a mind of its own. “You can’t count, you can’t talk, and you definitely never learned how to use chapstick. What can you do, actually?”

Draco had no idea why he was being so sassy. He guessed the reasonable part of his brain had died when Harry kissed him, and now only the most primal parts were still at work. And of course, his primal parts only knew how to sass, and how to… Do other things.

Harry smirked. “I can shut you up, warm you up and kiss you.”

And he spend the rest of the morning doing just that.

Hehehe such bad jokes #noregrets

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draco: I can’t go. Stress is bad for the baby.

harry: What baby?

draco: Me.