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so many of you have never been 26 or 27. well one day you will. this is not a threat this is a promise. or maybe both. it will be fine, is what i’m saying. and then comes 28

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Due to budgetary constraints we do not have the resources for any Ship of Theseus bullshit and we have chosen death over continuity.

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my frankly series, inspired by the great lisa frank

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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

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my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

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I worked very hard on this

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still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.

the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work

the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:

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although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

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Purity Politics

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my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

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What if Doofenshmirtz actually runs into a lot of platypuses and legitimately has no idea which is which without the hat?

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Earth curvature of three ships at sea in nautical miles

Source: Massimo on X

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tupac and biggie shot each other at the same time

Tupac died 6 months before Biggie did but I’m gonna let you have your theory