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vampire choso comm <3

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And if I said poly Yuushi x reader x Toji fic where they compete to see who can knock you up first would-

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He's so hot 😭

#Me and Toji #me and Kisame #me and Miguel

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#i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism

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I finally started reading Lady K and the Sick Man. I was not ready for any of that.

#looooooord give me a man that fucks like him #lady k and the sick man

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#sssnippetaday

Sakura: Sasuke-kun, would you rather I get stuck in the wood with a bear or a man?

Sasuke: Huh?

Sakura: Would you rather I get stuck in the wood with a bear or a man

Sasuke: *thinks*

Sasuke: Man

Sakura: Man??? Why man??

Sasuke: You defend yourself when you feel threatened. You would naturally feel threatened by a bear, but they're also just trying to defend themselves. They don't deserve to get killed. If you feel threatened because of a man, though, they probably deserve the beating.

Sakura: *shocked*

Sakura: *sighs* Okay, let me change the question. Would you rather Sarada be stuck in the woods with a bear or a man?

Sasuke: Bear. Sarada hates men, and she wouldn't kill a bear by accident. Won't be good if she also gets a criminal record like me.

Sakura: That's not what I— *getting annoyed*

Sakura: Let me change it again, would you rather my 12 year old self be stuck in a wood with a man or a bear? And I'll add that the man is Jiraiya.

Sasuke: Jiraiya. Whatever is coming to him, he probably deserves it.

Sakura: I'm 12 in this scenario, Sasuke-kun

Sasuke: Yeah, your punches were already strong by then, even without chakra. The amount of injury Naruto had to deal with... The bear doesn't deserve that.

Sakura: *glares*

Sasuke: *still only thinking of the welfare of the bear*

Sasuke's conclusion: His wife is the most dangerous threat 😂🤭

#This was an actual conversation they had after Sarada showed her mama a tiktok

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Shout out to dom tops who get nervous and flustered normally and then lock in when it comes to sex or a scene. Just like me fr

#thank

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She is the poem - June Bates

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When he tells you he wants to fuck the attitude out of you, but really he wants to make it worse.

#tojicore

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queen of the world to me

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THEY EVEN TOOK HIS QUEEN

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wish that was me

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**For the people asking I found the ring HERE

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#Repost @xgofficial

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[XG TAPE #4] Still Hot (JURIN)

🎥https://youtu.be/1f3ovimfNko

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#I had to find this and show y'all cause #is this not sarada uchiha in the flesh #“still got that fire flame flavor” shes an uchiha your honor