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the original new moon script just got a certain flavor to it…….a certain jenny say quan………….

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This is Peak Cinema 2/?

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am i ever gonna get over this? no

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unpopular twilight opinion? I'm probably one of very few people actually excited for a Renesmee x Jacob series, I've been shipping them since I was 10 and once read a very lengthy fanfic where Renesmee had a litter of human vampire werewolf babies

have your “i’m just gonna say it” moment and drop your unpopular opinions about twilight anonymously in my inbox

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Just now got my hands on the library copy of Midnight sun.... how dare I not realize Emmett has curly hair?? SINFUL that people ignore this

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happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

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How this scene should've gone, I'm holleringggg thinking of innocent virgin Edward getting caught out like this

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Abridged Breaking Dawn - Blood

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Rachelle Hampton analyzed Twilight’s murmurs so we didn’t have to.

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Truth vs. Twilight

In collaboration with the Quileute Tribe, this site seeks to inform Twilight fans, parents, teachers, and others about the real Quileute culture, which indeed has a wolf origin story, a historic relationship with the wolf as demonstrated in songs, stories, and various art forms, as well as a modern, multi-dimensional community with a sophisticated governance system. We also hope to offer a counter narrative to The Twilight Saga’s stereotypical representations of race, class, and gender, and offer resources for a more meaningful understanding of Native American life and cultures.

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Was everyone aware that they filmed a whole sequence of Bella and Jacob getting married, having kids, growing old, and having grandchildren, and that the footage was left out and never put on the special features ooooorrrrr

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SO AS PROMISED here are my journal entries pertaining the book signing I went to for Eclipse:

And if you just take a looksie at that last line there on the second picture, I got some pretty heavy evidence that before BD was ever written, SMeyer had probably no effing clue what she was gonna do after eclipse and resume was a total copout/afterthought and never planned because I heard the words out of the writer herself back when I was 14.

From my 14 year old self's journal.

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• Christmas at the Cullen household is always something to behold. Thr vast majority don’t really care that much about the holidays, but the few that do force the family into indulging in the festive spirit.

• They take photos in ugly Christmas jumpers and send them out as cards to everyone they know. (The Volturi included)

• Emmett decorates the house every year. The Cullens live in solitude so the only person he has to compete with is himself. Highlights of the Christmas insanity include a twelve foot inflatable snowman, a lifesize wax figure of Santa he’d move in different positions around the house, and a pack of wild deer he kept in his room while he tried to train them to pull a sleigh.

• Emmett has also been involved with the destruction of Sweden’s Christmas goat, though he refuses to say what year.

• Esme cooks these delicious Christmas feasts for anyone that wants to spend Christmas with them. First it’s just Bella. But after Renesmees birth the wolf pack start coming as well as Charlie. She encourages them to bring their families and loves the sight of a full table enjoying her food.

• She also spends the festive season volunteering more at food banks and soup kitchens. She encourages the rest of the family to do the same.

• Charlie dresses up as Santa every year with Alice as one of his elves. She ends up roping Edward into it so that they can give each child a present they actually want. The Santa’s Grotto in Forks is known for giving expensive and well thought out presents to adults and children alike.

• Rosalie loves candles and she’s a sucker for the Christmas scents. The whole house smells like a hallmark movie for the month of December.

• Gift giving is always a disaster. They’re a family of vampire with too much time on their hands and a wealth of disposable income. To say they go overboard is an understatement. They have no chill.

• Secret Santa is banned. Edward is terrible at secrets and will crack under pressure. Alice can’t help but get involved if she sees a future of someone buying the ‘wrong’ present. But the main culprit is Emmett who seems to always pick Edward and always does something to make the other boy cry.

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The only ✨real ✨ Christmas movie I’ll be watching this year

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt 2

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There was a hook in the middle - I think this was a Christmas ornament?

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Emmett doesn't get enough recognition for that one scene in Twilight where they're all standing around and they've just realized three strange vamps are about to join them in the field. And Emmett asked Alice "how many?" and Alice was like "three" and Emmett was all "thREE??? LET THEM COME."