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i miss when fundy used to stream and play with his friends

#SAME BRO I MISS IT SO MUCH #MY LIL FOX GUY #WHERE HAVE YOU GONE #D:

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also had a dream i made out with joel smallishbeans (real life) and lizzie beat me to death. it was worth it and i'd do it again

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why does joel smallishbeans (minecraft) so insinsnent on partaking in homosexual activities for absolutely no reason? i don't think he can go through a single smp without finding some random guy he can make out with even if lizzie is on the same server. i think bisexuality is contagious and he got it from lizzie

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I’m fully convinced that xisuma will mysteriously disappear someday and it will have something to do with doc and xisumasays ^_^

#SO TRUE

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crazy that grians most popular duo/ship is with scar now. people writing mumbo off as the third wheel or whatever.. KNOW YOUR HISTORY. grumbo is still the ultimate grian pairing to me

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Nesta, holding a head of cauliflower in front of Feyre's face: What is this?

Feyre: ... Cauliflower?

Nesta to Cassian: Now tell her what you think it is.

Cassian: ....

Cassian, folding his arms: Ghost broccoli.

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Had a dream that Taylor Swift announced she was doing a "pronoun reveal" and all the annoying swifties were losing their shit for weeks and saying "I told you so" and then Taylor just tweeted "she/her"

#LOLOLOLOL

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coming for you

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My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English

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I’m A Lesbiab

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ok guys let’s go to sleep now

#AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

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at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

#this is actually such a smart idea #We love the maid of hogs #save for later

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at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

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gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets