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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
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they should invent joints that don’t hurt
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woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery
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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't
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An ace combat meme from Twitter, for your consideration.
And it's Project Wingman counterpart
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Happy pride, my only goal this month is to not let you forget for a fucking second that this website is transphobic and horrible down to its core. Don’t give them money, make an absolute stink about the fact that their CEO personally permabanned a trans woman, leaked all her sideblogs, then chased her to Twitter to pursue a personal vendetta. Remember that this is not a safe place for the queer community, and that has nothing to do with us, the queer members of the userbase, and everything to do with the continuing actions of Tumblr’s staff.
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my heart absolutely breaks for gaza. imagine screaming for help. for someone to save you and the world ignores you for the most part. shame on anyone and everyone who supports this. where is your empathy.
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The only straight thing he got are his priorities, happy pride everyone ✨
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