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i laughed out loud. best batman dialogue ever.

(batman fortress #1)

#DC #Bruce Wayne #Alfred Pennyworth

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Superman is literally the character of all time, what if we made a guy who just loves the entire world. he loves the entire world so much but he's different and he has to hide so he's deeply lonely. he comes from a planet and a people he can never truly know because they're all dead. he isn't mean or bitter but he is always angry because he sees injustices happening and it hurts him. and what if we made him able to hear it all constantly. also he loves flying and collecting weird alien creatures and he's powered by the sun.

#DC #Clark Kent

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#DC #Bruce Wayne #Fr

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young mother who is a father

#DC #Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #Cool art

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Today's a good day to be a SuperBat fan <3

Everyone say thank you Dan Mora and thank you Jorge Jimenez!!

#DC #Bruce Wayne #Clark Kent #Superbat #So glad I jumped on board the SS Superbat in time for such a delicious meal

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everyone else: batman is built like a brick shit house, he's huge, he's menacing, I once saw him walk off a broken femur, a femur!! the largest and most painful bone you can break in the body. one time he crashed the batmoblie into a pole, went flying out the windshield, turned that into a somersault, did a back hand spring and kicked bane in the jaw, he terrifies me

superman: my little meow meow?? my blorbo??? my bwucie 🥺🥺???? he's got hollow bird bones and bruises like a peach in the Kansas sun, he's my baby my funny bunny, I want to put him inside my pocket, if I could I'd place him on my shoulder and carry him around all day. one time he used the emergency jl line just to make me kill a spider in his bedroom because alfred was on vacation. he needs someone to start his apples for him. he incites a cuteness aggression in me not unlike what someone might feel towards a sad looking puppy like sometimes I wanna smother him I think he's so cute

everyone else: oh.....my god

#DC #Bruce Wayne #Clark Kent #Superbat

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i love superman i love kal el i love clark kent he’s a farm boy he’s one of the last of an endangered alien race he’s a reporter he’s the man of steel he’s a dork he’s brave he’s selfless he’s hope he’s a metaphor for immigrants everywhere he’s a son and a mama’s boy he’s a father and a husband he wears his heart on his sleeve he’s insecure he gets scared sometimes he just needs a hug he saves but sometimes he needs to be saved he’s a friend he truly believes in the goodness of humanity he is krypton reborn he wants to be normal he wants to fit in he’s extraordinary he feels so much he’s lovely and vulnerable he’s a hero he’s my hero

#DC #Clark Kent

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Superbat Moments #2

The Bridal Carry

Superbat Master Collection

#DC #Bruce Wayne #Clark Kent #Superbat

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Tim Drake once said:

#DC #Tim Drake

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The only time when all the batkids will work together in perfect harmony is to prank Bruce.

And for the best prank all they needed was a few label makers.

Labels are put on everything.

On every mug, on every plate, on every bandaid package.

The chocolate bars are labeled "BatSnack".

The fruits become "Batana", "Batricot" and "Batermelon".

Every button on the microwave, every key on the keyboard, it all gets a label.

"Batstop button", "Batstart button", "Bat-A-key", Bat-Enter-key".

Bruce's desk isn't simply the "Batdesk". It is the "Batwood construction surface".

There is a label beneath the desk too.

Originally named "underside of Batwood construction surface".

It takes days, weeks, months to remove all the labels.

Until one day, when Bruce makes a few new installations in the cave.

Surely some higher being is laughing at him right now, Bruce thinks, as he pulls of the last one.

"Batceiling"

#DC #Bruce Wayne

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Saw a post recently that mentioned how underrated Damian's sense of humor is, so I went ahead and decided to find some of my fave moments, pt. 1

pt. 2

#DC #Damian Wayne #He's such a funny little guy

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Damian has two modes

walks off excruciating pain because he's a big strong boy and is very capable father

starts losing during a spar and drops dead

Commission Info / Kofi

#DC #Damian Wayne #Bruce Wayne #Tim Drake #Cool art #PLEASE

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A collection of Dick being baby in Batman/Scarecrow:

(She gets it)

#DC #Dick Grayson

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Take us down and we keep trying Forty thousand feet, keep flying

[prints]

#DC #Dick Grayson #Damian Wayne #Tim Drake #Jason Todd #Cool art

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Dick beat Joker at a laughing contest when he was a kid, and he beat Joker to death when he was an adult. Don't you just love it when Dick wins 😌?

#DC #Dick Grayson #The Joker #AS HE SHOULD

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HE CREATED A ROUTINE THAT WOULD HAVE SAVED HIS PARENTS' LIVES IM DONE

#DC #Dick Grayson #Prev tags -> #screaming crying throwing up #as an eight year old this kid felt it necessary to calculate and devise a plan in case anyone else close to him fell #i need a minute

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“Oh yeah… That’s… Batman…” “Batman’s real?” “Yeah, he’s… He’s over there.”

#DC #Bruce Wayne #Hal Jordan