Hey guys I know the date was beautiful and romantic and incredible and all that was just everything we all needed....
But also imagine that when Yasha was talking about meeting Molly, Lucien was watching and all of sudden he starts crying, just little tears, and he doesn't know why but he has to stop because something inside him is just so sad and empty ok goodbye.
Joe and Cherry's problem with Adam is that he uses S to either beat up or hit on children, and they just want him to STOP DOING THAT ADAM GET AWAY FROM THE CANADIAN CHILD
That's it. Fuck a tragic betrayal story, they just want the authority to kick p*do creeps out of S.
Two interactions I want so badly that I know I'm not going to get with Lucien:
I want Beau to show him her tattoo. I want them to be talking and maybe she asks how he feels about his tattoos or something and he pretends to be indifferent and it leads to an argument and he goes "You are truly intolerable! Really, how close could we have been?" And she responds "Oh you wanna know how close? This close mother fucker!" And she turns lifts up her hair and that shuts him right up. He'd been trying to catch a glimpse of that tattoo in mirrors and stuff but its really hard where it is, but he does recognize it.
I also really badly, if he tries to dispel the tower again, want for yasha to just pull him aside and be like "Look i know you don't remember but we were close for many years. The closest of friends, akin to siblings. And while you may be a different person now, there was a pact that you were apart of, that we honored- shut up, just shut up, and that pact was thou shalt not cock-block. Do you know how many times I came home, dead tired, and there was a stupid sock on the tent? How many nights I stayed with the twins listening to them gossip, look, Lucien, look at her fucking abs. You. Owe. Me."
Basically I want Lucien to made to be shut up by his lesbian bffs, as is our due.
Please stop whatever it is you're doing and spare a thought for the amazing scenario that is Grog Strongjaw and Kima of Vord having to pair up to babysit a squad of de Rolo quarter elves and the absolute chaos that would happen as a result.