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Context.

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UH NO CLOTHES WARNING!!! BEWARE!!! Anyway hes so pretty

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#sekiro

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recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

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I kinda forget that my microwave and my router are sisters

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do i have any followers who know deep witchcraft? can you all get in a discord call and hex JK Rowling? like actually

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reblog to be eaten by this thing

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If I said I was fine it’d be a lie. Even though I was so confident…

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★ 【Goback】 「 hunting 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

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"You used the reward that you got to start raising a family. And that's why I feel your family is partly mine. I'll take my part now."

Gian Maria Volonté as El Indio in For a Few Dollars More (1965, dir. Sergio Leone)

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Peak dad behaviour

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.