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You can now die to TRANSGENDER bullets

#buddy if you're playing call of duty theres a 40% chance youve already died to transgender bullets and i AM lowballing it

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#fnv

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she is beauty she is grace 🫡

#godspeed ma'am 🫡

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So as an identical twin, I'm a little curious about this

#ive known at least five sets of twins and two sets of triplets #only one set of twins is identical though everyone else is fraternal #i wonder if theyre just really common where i grew up or something that seems like a lot

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I hate that "depth of flavor" is actually a meaningful term. It sounds like such bullshit. Today I bit into a sauteed onion seasoned with salt and cumin and audibly said "Yuuuuup it needed that depth of flavor." Like some kinda asshole. I was right though.

#oooooh this is tangentially related to one of my pet peeves! #so people talk about umami like its a specific flavor profile like sweet or salty but its actually this! #depth of flavor! umami is processing foods in ways to add depth of flavor!! its not just somewhere between salty and savory its DEPTH #anyways your onion sounds fantastic CT im glad you enjoyed it and sorry it made you sound like an asshole to your own ears

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#love the circus peanut history but i could do without all the slander circus peanuts are awesome #the texture is phenomenal its got one of the best chews on the market #and staleness isnt a problem for them. only food ive found where thats true. the chew just gets tougher which makes it more satisfying #everyones a clownfucker till the clown offers em circus peanuts >_>

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Ex: I love the color green. My room is green, my hair is green, my phone background is green, etc.. If I can get an item in green, I will. I don’t wear a lot of green, but it’s like “my color” yk?

Black is separated specifically because I have a feeling a lot of tumblr users will align with that

Just curious :)

#i love the spectrum between teal and cyan so ill get stuff in that color family when i can find it #but often my choice is either like blue or seafoam green and neither hit right

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wait do people actually do this

#i said yes but the sound is either very low or off altogether #i find youtube videos to sleep to. previous hits have been Dome Keeper let's plays and those marble race vids made in algodoo #but right now its LetsTryGG's Cube Chaos let's play #his commentary is nothing special but he's likeable enough that its not a problem #and the gameplay itself is just interesting to keep my mind interested and just boring enough to let me sleep #terrible sleep hygeine but i have trouble sleeping without something to focus on #and in my opinion thats better than letting my mind race and keep me up

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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

#it just keeps going how #i love how there are multiple additions here that would be finalizing for any other post but it just keeps going

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one time i was walking home from classes and i saw a tesla exit the uni parking lot and i said out loud "reddit car" and the guy heard me

#i hope he went home and cried

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SINCE WHEN CAN BOTS CREATE POLLS??? EXCUSE ME?? ALSO WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS?

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You are tasked with killing a bloodless chimp.

Chimp Stats:

The chimp does not have blood. It cannot bleed to death.

The chimp does not respirate. It cannot asphyxiate.

The chimp does not need or desire food or water.

The chimp does not age.

The chimp is infinitely patient.

The chimp has chimp physiology. Which is to say it is roughly 5x faster, stronger, and more agile than a human.

The chimp does not feel pain.

While toxins may be effective, the chimp's physiology is an enigma.

The chimp resides somewhere in an abandoned apartment building.

The chimp nest will be extremely dark.

The chimp has superhuman senses, including excellent night vision.

The chimp can regulate it's body temperature. It will not appear on thermal cameras.

The chimp is of uncertain but cunning intelligence. It can mimic human speech and mannerisms.

The chimp can use any weapon, but the chimp will prefer to kill you with it's hands.

The chimp will heal extremely quickly.

The chimps rapid healing factor MAY be temporarily stunted through the application of anti-chimp salve, or UV radiation.

The chimp MAY be confused by particular geometric patterns.

The chimp is flammable, but it does not fear flame. Fire will not slow it.

The chimp cannot be reasoned with, bargained with, or meaningfully communicated with. The chimp only wants you dead.

Your Stats:

You must remain clandestine. You are not allowed to destroy the apartment building.

For this reason, explosives are prohibited.

You get help. You are allowed a team of up to twelve people for your anti-chimp task force.

What is your plan for killing the bloodless chimp?

#last time you posted this hypothetical i was stumped but now i think i have something #it requires serious body armor a flamethrower and a way to trap it #preferably a trap that cages it as chains are too risky. if its limbs get incinerated before its head and body it will be free to bite #so. get an armored team inside to set up the trap and wait in the next building over for an alert that the trap has sprung #once sprung a reconaissance team moves in to confirm the chimp is in fact trapped #im assuming bloodless chimp is at least clever enough to see through basic traps but not so clever it could thwart advanced stuff #i dont yet have a plan for if the trap fails but if it succeeds we just move in with flamethrowers and torch the fucker #if the flamethrowers fail to outpace its healing factor we set up uv lights and try again #once the chimp is cremated pile the ashes into steel urns in case it can reconstitute from that state #seal the urns and store in multiple different locations far apart from each other #take no chances

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Out of all the possible trans headcanons to have in mp100, my favorite is Shou. There’s a few reasons, but mostly I like that there is no interpretation of his father’s reaction that isn’t hilarious.

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January 1996 Game Freak site splash page and greeting card by Ken Sugimori, featuring pre-release Pokèmon art. Download source file.

#he looks so much like a raichu in this #the dark fur on his paws. the thin base of his tail #the shape of his face #yeah raichu really looks like an amped up version of this lil guy

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#i was all about Magic Tree House from like kindergarten to probably the third grade i read as much as i could #not sure how early op or most people responding started reading for fun but a lot of the series listed seem pretty advanced #maybe i was just weird for getting so into a series so early? idk i liked Mary Pope Osborne's authorial voice

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@homicidal-lingonberry just for you