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It's fun to imagine something truly wild happening with that first pie Bitty made for SMH, but realistically I do not think it would take much for him to be as scandalized as he acts. Here are two scenarios I could easily imagine:

There are no clean plates, or not enough. He has to put slices directly into peoples hands for them to eat that way. What would his mama think?

The pie is left unattended long enough for people to grab forks and start eating scoops directly from the tin instead of cutting it up into pieces. Some people put forks that have been in their mouths back into the pie. The horror.

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Also I cannot BELIEVE that we finally know what felonious things happened to the pie

from the AUTHOR'S COMMENT on the 1.2 WEBTOON UPLOAD

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it's been said many times before, but i'll say it again. they fucked that pie.

#after all these years

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the chances of a nurseydex mention on ngozi’s twitter are low but never zero

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i'm uploading omgcp to webtoons, episode by episode

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"Bittle. You need to eat more protein."

Redraw of the last panel of 1.2!

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I can't believe Ngozi is reposting Check Please to Webtoons as weekly episodes. We're really gonna relive the entire comic run, revisit the complete spectrum of discourse. This is our Dracula Daily.

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au in which wicky is traded to the falcs and naturally ollie moves to providence with him. do bitty opens them back into the area with open arms obviously, but to be honest, he is a little confused about why ollie is here as well. like he knows they're best friends, but it seems a little excessive to move across the country just for your best friend. so after 4 months of this confusion, bitty eventually plucks up the courage to ask and ollie just stops dead in his tracks. "what do you mean why did i move with him? i'm his husband?"

bitty: "his what?"

ollie: "jesus christ you were literally at our elopement after the frozen four"

bitty: i WAS?????

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i'm uploading omgcp to webtoons, episode by episode

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Jack & Holster have the exact same sense of humor but Jack is more subtle about it and Holster has the precision of a blindfolded elephant playing darts and this is another reason why they hate each other

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Jack Zimmermann brings his ‘A’ game

Behold one (1) Jack Zimmermann bringing his “A” game to his relationship:

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The first Falconers game after Bitty and Jack get married, the falconers pull off a big prank on them. In which every player on the starting line (and everyone else) is introduced as [Last Name]-Bittle. Like in that friends episode where Courtney gets married and asked for the opening credits to be changed to CoxArquette to show it and instead they changed everyones last name to Arquette

And they all have jerseys made special for that first game and Jack is laughing the whole game and Bittle’s in the line up just cheering on everyone.

At the end the Falconers social media channel posts a picture with everyone in their Bittle jersey and the caption is like “The Falconers and their husband, food network star and author Eric Bittle”

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every canon olliewicks fistbump

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literally an act of complete & open aggression

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