theofficialjfutz

[theofficialjfutz]

idgaf about trends i am a mepilled mecore me me me bitch

[theofficialjfutz]

The fuck you mean by self projection? I don’t shit in socks

exposing things abt my bf pt 2 <3

-Alr I was just tidying up Josh's bedroom while he's away and I'm pretty sure I just found a body pillow of that chick Makima from Chainsaw Man under his bed, dawg tf do I do with this information?

[theofficialjfutz]

Oh just wait till you find the poop sock

exposing things abt my bf pt 2 <3

-Alr I was just tidying up Josh's bedroom while he's away and I'm pretty sure I just found a body pillow of that chick Makima from Chainsaw Man under his bed, dawg tf do I do with this information?

[theofficialjfutz]

You definitely drink prime energy

Couldn’t be more fucking wrong, I drink only Joosh Energy because it’s the only good drink out there

[theofficialjfutz]

No the fuck you didn’t-

Joosh would be the type of guy to get asked about his piercings and be like: “these? Oh yeah, barely even hurt.” Hes lying, he cried like a little bitch when getting his nip and ear piercing

[theofficialjfutz]

bully me please

Uhh… never gotten a request to bully someone before… but I totally fuckin’ would roast your ass if you weren’t anon. Give me something to work with will you?

[theofficialjfutz]

This shit is fucking fake, Jfutz doesn’t cry like a bitch. Plus you missed a piercing.

Joosh would be the type of guy to get asked about his piercings and be like: “these? Oh yeah, barely even hurt.” Hes lying, he cried like a little bitch when getting his nip and ear piercing

[theofficialjfutz]

So you eat cock? Because I know you get no puss

I would unfortunately let jfutz smash

[theofficialjfutz]

I’m not a jerk, i just know I’m superior to others

I would unfortunately let jfutz smash

[theofficialjfutz]

Pussy!!

I would unfortunately let jfutz smash

[theofficialjfutz]

The fuck I would, and you do know first hand don’t you? Impersonator.

I would unfortunately let jfutz smash

[theofficialjfutz]

You would now? And I wouldn’t consider liking me an ‘issue’ and is it really that unfortunate hun?

I would unfortunately let jfutz smash

[theofficialjfutz]

Holy fuck I never thought I’d have to say this on this blog but do not send shit like ‘I want you to rape me’ or any other disgusting things. I’m a real fucking person behind the account. Not a bot, not a fuck doll, a person.

I hate that this is happening to rp accounts that just wanna have fun with their favorite characters yet of course some sick fuck has to ruin it with their ‘dark fic’ bull shit.

This is not a warning, it’s a boundary. Ask me anything like ‘fuck me’ ‘rape me’ or anything else, you’re not getting a response and will most likely end up blocked. I don’t care if I lose followers over this, you are the reason we can’t have nice shit - ⏰

[theofficialjfutz]

holy shit, the fact that this even has to be said is ridiculous.

this is laur. and I’m pissed off.

it seems some of you have forgotten that there are fucking people behind these accounts. we aren’t bots. and we obviously aren’t the real characters.

so why the fuck are some of you sending in anonymous asks that you genuinely could never say to the face of another human being? about sexual assault and abuse?

it was never okay. and it never WILL BE okay. stop fucking doing it. it’s not funny, it’s not cute, and it’s damaging to the person behind the screen who’s just trying to have fun.

you know who you are. if we need to turn off anonymous asks so you can keep it in your goddamn pants, as sad as it is, we fucking will.

i don’t want to have to say this shit again. it’s enough.

#actually though #please do not send straight up smut for asks #keep it in your pants #-⏰

[theofficialjfutz]

Yeah, I kinda like you. You’re less annoying then that other version of you so you’re cool in my book

I can’t believe there’s so many impersonators of me, like that Josh Futturman guy. They’re all just jealous they aren’t famous like me. Except for that J26 dude, I actually kinda like him. Weird name tho

[theofficialjfutz]

Oh c’mon. We all know you two are fucking. It’s like hiding behind a glass wall with how you two are talking about this.

I need to feel the tip of your cock hit the back of my throat. I wanna feel the juxtaposition between the cold metal and your hot cum.

Please please please please please

Woah… I’m a bit preoccupied. Sorry.

[theofficialjfutz]

Are you saying you hope I die soon?

Live footage of @theofficialjfutz after drinking his shitty fucking energy drinks