theonewhostoleyourham

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“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends

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i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

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That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

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Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

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add another clove of garlic im not driving

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The Doctor and The Master implies a third, less prestigious renegade timelord named The Bachelor

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Death......

I always thought it was like an exaggeration when horse people would talk about how silly it was for anyone to think that riding a horse does not require any particular level of skill or balance or anything, or even that they "drive themselves" (???) but just the tags on the reblogs of that "can you ride a bike and/or horse" post from me alone are demonstrating how overconfident some people are in their (often entirely theoretical!) ability to stay on an alive and moving animal with a will of its own.

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Can I have a cookie?

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(original gif by @billdecker, I merely added boops)

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for years i attended knight school in hopes of becoming a hero who rescues beautiful maidens from danger (wyrms, wolves etc). unfortunately due to Feminism the maidens have all started rescuing themselves thus rendering me obsolete

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Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

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you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

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“couldn’t this be an email” is the most 24yo thing grover has ever said, A+, no notes. so true king

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are we really debating if spn was queer or not??? hello??? jensen ackles was not put through real glass, real fire, real bees, fake water, real lube, real knife and real burial for there to be a debate in 2024 on if THEE supernatural was queer-coded media or not.