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queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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studio trigger did that (added a lingering senshi pantyshot) for us...

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All this mlp on my timeline again reminds me of the one time I went to some local donut shop in a Mystery Skulls shirt and cashier spotting it and said.

"oh, are you a brony?"

I wish I left my mortal coil in that moment.

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the more i think about mcu spider-man the more i don’t like mcu spider-man

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

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And when everyone’s autistic…no one will be

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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

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I hear sburban jungle playing loudly from a roommates room 😭😭 I gotta get the fuck outta here the meteors are coming

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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

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Happy 413 you homestucks