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[comes crawling out of the podcast covered in blood] its really good you should listen

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occasional posts from users

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It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

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Characters being compared to dogs always use terriers or pitbulls or something for their metaphors. “They grab on and they don’t let go” “They keep worrying at it until it’s dead” etc.

Anyway, I want to see collies used as metaphors. Albert Payson Terhune style. “He was like an attack dog–making slash-and-run attacks, cutting them up worse every time, never staying in range long enough to get hurt but circling back over and over.”

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Miss Congeniality (2000) Dir. Donald Petrie

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if anybody needs to hear it:

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my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!

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have you tried yelling

i have no idea what youre referring to but of course ive tried yelling

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it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"

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this meme is so niche

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anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr

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they call me the forgetter because i uh

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tumblr stop opening the app store for ads I do not tap on while I am scrolling on mobile challenge