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THEY'RE SHARING THE BUCKET

#tadc #My lol random king....... #sorry about the shitty unintentional pun

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#:] #tadc #Happy someone made a gif of this

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Its funny how when you mention being a picky eater people may say like "oh me too i only eat pizza and chicken tenders and spaghetti lol" and i nod but in my head i am thinking about how it makes me happy to have beef stroganoff, meatloaf, fettucine alfredo or roasted red potatoes in the fridge

#Of course i do partake in a bit of pizza and chicken nuggets and spaghetti #I love grilled cheese and garlic mashed potatoes too. and baked mac&cheese which i know is a safe autistic food to some #and i only eat vegetables if i put some parmesan cheese on them #so i get why theyre a common comfort food. But a nice plate of beef stroganoff with peas and some parmesan cheese is my favorite #Oh and cheesecake. i would kill a man for a big ol slice of cheesecake all to myself

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Ahh time for sleep.. *black parasite slides out of my ear*

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Oh this sucks im going to kill mys- wait not supposed to use self deprecating language Oh i am going to absolutely shit my pants Yes that’s much better

#It’s either that or i’ll say i want to behead whatever’s nearest me

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*Bites into pizza roll and it juicily squirts out liquid pizza slurry lava onto face* Yes.. this is good

#I don’t like putting the whole thing in my mouth but apparently that’s not the intended way to eat them #because they will explode scalding hot magma onto your face

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My lithops margo is looking crispy… it’s just the outside & the inside looks fine so i am not as worried. also my cats have not discovered that it’s a plant yet so they haven’t fucked with it ive

#Gaze upon my dusty dog hair ridden end table #and my cat with dandruff and dirt from rolling around on the floor #also if i have any followers that have taken care of lithops i’d like your opinions on mine #first time taking care of one. pot has a layer of gravel and succulent soil #When i transferred it into this pot the roots were pretty short so it has lots of room to grow taproots #Ive been misting her once a week if she looks crispy and she lives in my sunroom. i also gave her powdered succulent food awhile ago

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Found the old guestbook for the museum.. here are two good entries

(1st photo: Don’t come here high!

2nd photo: shootin the shit! i will be back to mark this space. Goal 2: have sex in this room. At some point…)

#This is the campus museum btw and its composed entirely of big game taxidermy #hehe a little hint to the school i go to… its not florida

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I really hate how stuff like "grippy socks girlie chic" is become popular like with that one tiktok of a girl saying she hospitalzed herself for feeling anxious and she took out her phone to talk about the scary mentally ill people there.. i was involuntary hospitalized several times (Especially hard with autism as i was ripped from my schedule and any items that gave me comfort) for pschosis related things (also i was never allowed a phone in any hospital or computer. we had like an indoor wall pay phone that we could use to call someone once a day if we were good)

And i will say this. sometimes i was scared of the other people living there. but not because they didnt have quirky mentall illness but i was more scared for them. when someone decided to share in group i would get so mad for them because they went through awful awful shit that no tween-teenager should never go through (i think it was my autistic sense of right and justice). i would get anxious for them, i didnt want to be a trigger for them i wanted to be a nice person they could relax with (i often snuck cookies into the bedrooms to share) because this space is scary and dehumanizing enough without trauma or illness

Id never take out my phone and record people in psychaitric hospitals… they would be the last thing on my mind. when i was hospitalized my firth thought was "why are these people doing a cavity search on me i just came from the er"

#Looking back on it i guess hearing that stuff did trigger me somewhat #i hit myself so much because my little autsitic brain could not comprehend why that was allowed to happen #and i would get in trouble for hitting myself and then my perceived sense of self justice would get triggered again

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Best part about working with kids in an educational setting is purposefully just lying about things… “why is that taxidermied polar bears teeth yellow” Because sweet boy he didn’t brush his teeth

#There’s no cvs in the arctic it couldn’t even acquire a toothbrush and toothpaste #and they just nod like :0 because they’re kindergarteners and i’m an old fart (compared to them) #and i’m not their teacher im the fun field trip museum worker #I have no stake in providing future generations with correct non-whimsical information : ]

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Julia Curyło — Hunting (oil on canvas and skull, 2021)

#Oh i need to start incorporating skulls into paintings not just sculptures.....

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Every day i think about the decapitated deer head that i found floating in the water while canoeing in a bog... i wonder how hes doing

#I saw a tongue poking out of the water and i nudged it with my paddle #and it flipped over and it was just the head of a deer. didnt look like the body sloughed off at some point too #i wish i took a photo it was strange... just me alone in a bog and a head peeping out of the festering soup #If i have any followers that live in south texas go visit big thicket bog

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I know when you get older you don’t grow out of liking cartoons or anime or video games but it will never not be awkward when the 40yo museum director comes over to me and asks if i’ve seen hazbin hotel

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My mom enjoys using that reddit “heck pupper doggo” language and she tried to describe my fatass cat as a “heckin chonker” but she mispronounced it as heckling chonklor which i like a lot better. might start calling my cat a Heckling Chonklor

#It’s making me giggle thinking about it… heckling chonklor #sounds like something strong bad would say

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As a tadpole when i first heard the story about icarus and his wax wings i thought “hrm i would simply not fly too close to sun with meltable wings” but as i grew older i think i get it because if had that sort of freedom finally i would probably fly too close to the sun and let its warmth hit my face or too close to the ocean and drag my hand in the waves and smell the salt in the air

#And i would crash into that same ocean knowing that i truly lived ..or something #I don’t see the story about ego that much anymore #though i know its most common interpretation is about hubris

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Fun follower game guess what the hell this is a photo of

#I donot like that photo it feels like i’ve photographed something cursed #answer: tried to take a photo of a polar bear illustration in a book

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"You dont need to shake polaroid photos to get them to develop" okay but counterargument its fun