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National holiday

#the passage of time is a b-----

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Valentines day headcanons for each robinson? :)

If Franny is not currently celebrating Valentine’s Day physically, she is spiritually. She assures everyone her DNA is heart-shaped

She also makes a lot of Picnic at Hanging Rock jokes

The family like to reenact Saint Valentine’s death w chocolate animatronics

They also enjoy the excuse to eat chocolate all day and not only do they incorporate cakes and a chocolate fondue w every meal, they play games such as the Japanese game show: is it an eerily realistic chocolate replica or a regular brown object ?

Wilbur makes a point of writing his own valentines whose Marxist Marge Simpson Akira AU reference puns have subsequently polarised his classmates between intense respect and intense hatred

No one really knows anything about Laszlo’s love life except one February fourteenth he painted an entire canvas scarlet red and named it “Carlos”

Petunia, a florist, wears glasses and rubber gloves all week in preparation for The Big Day. Sometimes she tapes her phone to her ear.

(And no she will not accept any suggestion that she use a Bluetooth device instead)

Bud and Lucile WILL pull out the vintage pop songs and they WILL rollerblade heart shaped grooves into the carpet

Chocolate bubbles

Franny threatened to divorce Cornelius when he got Frankie to sing the crazy frog song in dedication to her

Wilbur has almost certainly considered proposing to a boyfriend w a yellowed vintage Spongebob Valentine

Fritz gives real valentines to Petunia and little miniature fake ones to Petunia ™

Joe almost choked on a cinnamon heart candy

Buster has to hide in his doghouse until Lefty and the cleaning bots are done getting rid of the chocolate stains

Art decides to say “I love you” to a Walmart greeter to see what it’s like

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Hey @ everybody who’s awake you wanna hear some uncomfortable news?

Wilbur will be born in four years

#uh oh

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Todd is my favourite

#my first post !!! #how time flies

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#frog band

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Can I just say, I love how the fandom made Gaston the idot of the family. And I will countribte to this. Conreilus: *Talking to someone who said something rude about his family* I will have you know, my family is full of nothing but geniues! Gaston: *Comes running* Corneilus! I tride make pasta in the coffe pot and I broke everything! Corneilus:.... god fucking dam it Gaston.

I feel like the Framagucci men all share 1 brain cell and they take turns using it.

Gaston just chooses not to use it a whole lot

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Wilbur: help girl i’m being erased from this timeline

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Tallulah at a pool party: Ah! So many butts aged 12-17

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Wilbur: What if we put a slice of turkey in the computer and it played a movie about the turkey's life?

Cornelius:

Franny:

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Art: Oh you just came out as gay? Try coming out as Italian

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Rereading my fic drafts, here's an incomplete list of nicknames Franny has for Wilbur:

Her little liquorice gum-drop of a son

Her fleshy, pink jelly bean of a son

[wilbur in winter clothes] Her polyester snowman

Willie

Sonion

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Bud: Hello everyone, this is Lewis

Robinsons: Lewis!

Robinsons: Let us feel him.

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Cornelius: the multiple failed assassination attempts made against me have helped build both character and self esteem

#cornelius and multiple russian rulers *shaking hands emoji*

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Preschool teacher: ...plus you get to meet a bunch of other kids!

Wilbur: Cooool! Wait—

Wilbur: [yelling over his shoulder] Am I a kid?

Cornelius: [nods]

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Petunia: People! Listen up! There are too many actual reasons for us to see each other we cannot afford to hang out by mistake. I love you all. Now go.

#fantastic problem that no one has when they grow up

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Doris: [to Carl] No offense, but Cornelius said he likes studying me better than you