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Naruto tumblr in 2020 is kind of crazy because some of y’all are like “I’ve been sexually attracted to Kakashi for nearly half of my life” and then some of y’all are like “dismantle the military state: here’s why Sasuke was wronged” and then the remainder is just Gaara stans 

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Iruka: How do you feel about children?

Kakashi: Uh, they’re okay I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it.

Iruka: Why would you throw a rock at a child?

Kakashi: I just said I wouldn’t.

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Kakashi: A Whiskey for me and, uh... He will have a Capri Sun.

Naruto: Kakashi, i'm 20 years old, I'm married, i have a baby.

Naruto:

Naruto: I can order my own CapriSun.

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Kakashi: If Naruto and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Iruka: I don’t know, both of you.

Kakashi: No. If you could only save one of us?

Iruka: Well, I would probably save Naruto, because he can’t swim, and I happen to know you’re an excellent swimmer.

Kakashi: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?

Iruka: Well, why don’t you let go of the anchor?

Kakashi: It’s a family heirloom.

Iruka: I’m leaving.

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“It’s not my job to make you a better man, and I don’t give a shit if I’ve made you a better man. It’s not a fucking woman’s job to be consumed and invaded and spat out so that some fucking man can evolve.” [insp]

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thinking about that WoW epidemic

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HOLLOW LAUGHTER

inspired by this goddamn post

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I love that even Kakashi is confused on how he isn’t dead yet, in spite of his best efforts.

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Tenten deserved more screen time than Kabuto, just sayin

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This makes me laugh literally every time I watch it, it might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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ppl on this website are so obsessed with ‘all or nothing’ when it comes to politics and seemingly cannot grasp that electing officials is more like a strategic chess move to make change easier 

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aaand he said yes!

lil kakairu doodle inspired by this

I'm obsessed with this ship.

DO NOT REPOST!

reblogs are fine tho :)

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i would be That Guy who throws a rock into the deep dark spooky water with bad vibes that everyone says not to disturb. and yeah obviously i'd die for it but at least i'd die doing what i loved: throwing rocks and causing problems on purpose

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do i have adhd? well i once started a fire in my kitchen and didn't notice it because i was distracted by cutting up a pickle real small until my housemate came in like hey wtf this room is on fire dude so you tell me

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Nicolas Cage, 2020

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