theswitchking

[theswitchking]

gonna start sending this to ageless blogs that follow me

#i’m not going to send it to u i’m just going to block u sorry

[theswitchking]

corruption is fun but have you ever considered sex as something divine? something holy in its own right? what purer form of worship is there than to devote your body, heart, and soul someone, to put every fiber of your being to the task of loving them? let me spread you out on the altar of our love and draw the divinity from your skin through touch and tongue and whispered words.

#ohhhhh yes #i have. Considered that #nsft #body worship

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#came out as pan when i was 15 #realized i didn’t *actually* like men like. A few months ago

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i need cologne that smells like a campfire in the forest does anybody know where to get that

(context: last time i was at a bonfire i came back smelling like smoke and it turned my girlfriend on so bad they became a melted mess on the spot and we just had to fuck right there on the floor)

so………affordable scent recommendations?

#nsft #king’s ramblings #lesbian #before you say it……..nobody’s house is filled with chintz

[theswitchking]

want to coax and rile up a butch by egging them on while they’re inside me. a dizzy mix of praise and condescension. like…. show me how you treat a femme, pretty boy, give it to me. just like that, fuck you’re such a good boy. your dick feels divine, you’re filling me all the way up, just like a good butch should. god yes, i need you just like that, sweetheart. you like to watch yourself thrust in and out, don’t you. you love watching my pretty pussy swallow you up, so tight and warm and wet. i know you can feel it. makes you throb, huh? that’s right, throb for me, cum for me, cum inside me, just like that. good boy~

#oh my god #this did smth to me #never really explored sub top territory but like #jesus christ #sweating rn #someone call me handsome and tell me i feel good fucking them ill cum on the spot

[theswitchking]

Friendly reminder that allowing underage littles/pets/daddies/mommies/etc your blog if you post NSFW or kink material can get you up to 10 years in prison and can get you on the sex offenders registry for the rest of your life.

It’s called “corruption of a minor” and “pandering obscenities to a minor” and it’s a third degree felony in the US.

[theswitchking]

enough only calling thin waists grabbable. put your hands on love handles as god intended

#YESSSSSS #PLS #my gf is so so so grabbable

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thinking about desperate “i missed you so much” sex. immediately tearing each others clothes off and wasting no time getting your mouth on them. cumming quickly cause you haven’t been touched by them in forever. going multiple rounds cause you missed each others bodies

#god #only good thing about having to leave my partner for extended periods of time during certain times of year

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god in heaven. strapless strap-ons

just… feeling every movement deep inside me as she rides my strap. fucking up into her growling god you fucking feel good, keep doing that and i’m gonna cum inside you over and over again, leaving nail marks on her hips while she moans and rocks back and forth on my cock, making it hit my g-spot over and over again until i come apart

…………sweet fucking hell i think i need one of those now.

#king’s ramblings #lesbian nsft #nsft

[theswitchking]

every time u hate on ur body just imagine how feral the horny lesbians on tumblr would go over u

#this brought to you by one of the horny lesbians on tumblr #king’s ramblings

[theswitchking]

ppl say when you ovulate you get extra energy and feel confident and sexy. but i get so horny i feel like i’m going to blow up or possibly snap a piece of furniture in half. is that just me

#i feel batshit rn #king’s ramblings #lesbian nsft

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#this made me feel nice #my greatest gender wish is to be both masculine and beautiful #forcemasc #i guess #:) #gender affirming

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jesus H christ i’m going insane over service topping right now. i need to go down on my girlfriend i need the way their moans hit me like a lightning bolt to the clit i need to pleasure them and fucking feel it deep in my own body GOD—

#i feel feral #nsft #king’s ramblings #lesbian nsft #my god service topping is just transcendent #i might. be ovulating

[theswitchking]

You. You get it

not to be sincere on the horny blog but i think the reason so many queer masc afabs and transmascs like forcemasc content is because it feels like being finally listened to.

like we go through life getting told we’re just confused girls, or we’ll never be man enough, or we probably just didn’t want to be like mommy, or it’s because we’re mentally ill, or a host of other invalidations.

and then we read a post that’s about someone who wants to see us being more masculine —who sees it as a good thing. who says “just take the testosterone. this what you really want, isn’t it?”

and we say, Yes. Yes, it is what I want. Thank you for listening to me.

#not me accidentally reblogging this to my main at first and then panicking to go delete it and put it here instead #theres people i know irl on there!! no!!

[theswitchking]

FUCK y’all’s transition goals i don’t want a boring ass person dick i want a weird green monster cock that comes out of a slit

#king’s ramblings #nsft #monsterfucking #trans nsft

[theswitchking]

not to be sincere on the horny blog but i think the reason so many queer masc afabs and transmascs like forcemasc content is because it feels like being finally listened to.

like we go through life getting told we’re just confused girls, or we’ll never be man enough, or we probably just didn’t want to be like mommy, or it’s because we’re mentally ill, or a host of other invalidations.

and then we read a post that’s about someone who wants to see us being more masculine —who sees it as a good thing. who says “just take the testosterone. this what you really want, isn’t it?”

and we say, Yes. Yes, it is what I want. Thank you for listening to me.

#at least that’s how i feel about this type of post #autoandrophilia #forcemasc #forced masculinization #king’s ramblings #transmasc #suggestive

[theswitchking]

i think it's fundamental to ruin your sleep schedule for the woman you're in love with. Yep. You agree.

#going to bed at 1am because i was holding them and lost track of time