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this is so fucking funny

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I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.

Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?

I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?

Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.

I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:

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Hitachi VM-C1E (1989)

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Reminder: If you have no voter ID, apply for a postal vote.

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It’s Always Sunny in Pelican Town

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Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

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I am in the dungeons of fear and hunger and am about to fight the crow mauler.

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me watching 'gratitious' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults

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mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

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french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

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Guys it happened. I got called a shotacon by someone because I like chilchuck. People who don’t watch dungeon meshi think he’s a young teen.

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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

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neither millenial nor gen z but a third secret option (born in that 1995-2000 gap where people can't agree what generation you belong to but blame you for both anyway)

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