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he found a poster for a phineas and ferb theme party and just. decided to go. oh my god 😭

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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

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*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

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Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponize it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”

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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

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I found out japanese fans are calling this the "american comic book-style marcille"

i'm WHEEZING LMAO

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just remembered in fallout 3 when u get a house u can pick from a number of themes for your home and theres a theme called "love machine" where it adds a heart shaped bed and an insane hanging lamp thats shaped like 2 life sized figures fucking

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Hot Fuzz is THE movie of all time, I don't make the rules. 🦢🍦🔪

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Scott Pilgrim Takes Off (2023) Hot Fuzz (2007)

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getting second hand embarrassment on the dash tonight

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He's been here the whole time!

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