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anyastclair:

Did you rip her throat out?

Then I would’ve had carmine colored nails, my point exactly! -sigh- But Charlie does get so upset about killing, I’m trying to cut back.

#(SOBBIGN) I JU-S-ST LO-UH-UH-UHVE HER SO-HUH-HUH MUHCCH

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ferdinandstclair:

Couldn’t have unpolished claws now could we? 

And if the East Pack saw they’d know how far we’ve really fallen. Burgundy claws or bust. 

The East pack can sit on my unpolished claws, one in particular, I think.

#DRAGON MATT IS MUCH LESS SUNSHINEY RAINBOW I LOVE DOGS THAN I EXPECTED

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Getting the claws done and this lady tried to give me burgundy when I clearly asked for carmine, as if I wouldn’t notice..

#halloween chat #spooooky talk #dragon matty is my life now

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I’M GIVING YOU A DOG!!!

You’re welcome!

Uh.. what? 

You’re going to have to go over that with me again like a million times slower and then give me 10 minutes to process because all I got was Madonna, whore and dog and that combination could make a plethora of situations. 

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Oh my gooood yeeesss! I’ve got like a ton of butterfly tattoos right now but I’m really in the mood for, like, a dragon, you know? Like-like maybe a purple one with glitter!

Getting Inked // Open

Does anyone want to take a day trip to London? I am itching for another tattoo. 

#im sorry

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Trade-sies?

You’re giving it to me. A dog? I have three ankle biters at home. They shit on the carpet enough without throwing one that sheds into the mix. 

#he's not #hello sunshine

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Who hurt you?

But dogs are vicious evil creatures who try to eat you or your shadow.  Why would you ever voluntarily take one… and name it Madonna of all things?  And then passing it on is just not fair to anyone.  Especially the vile creature.

#my soul hurts for you peter everyone join me in prayer

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She called her dog a whore so I kidnapped it to give it a better home, so this is your brand new, sorta, not really, stolen dog. Call it whatever you want except I already named her Madonna so call her that. I'm pretty sure it's a she.

#somewhatdisneystarter

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Originally posted by sophie-in-the-tardis

Feisty! I like it. You should sign her up for my karate class. We’re all about being badass zen ninjas and it’s for ages three to six but we can sneak her in the back.

It’s official || Open

#its amaze #i cannot believe we're all so old its amaze #anya

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Boys drool and girls rule!

It’s official || Open

My daughter is a bully. I’m pretty sure Freddie is going to have a black eye.

#idk i cant believe ur kids are almost two didnt you just rp them popping out like a month ago where did the time go #im so old im like 50 imaginary years old wtf #wtf

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disneysdarkangel:

You are disgusting.

Thank you.

Someone buy me a drink,

#angel #i feel u #rsj has like a commercial and then a few eps of spn and maybe a good con gifset or something usable ja feel #i thought she would have more bc ofthe walking dead but maybe those don't work so well lol welp #we live #wE SURVIVE

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Send me "have you evers" and I'm gonna answer with yes or no

#i think this would be fun with matt #come at me

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tiffany-the-bell:

Holy shit MATTY! This is so exciting!  I mean, I wasn’t expecting such a sudden proposal, but if you’re down, I’m down. We’ll have to start making plans, I’m thinking a spring wedding would be lovely. Just a small ceremony, you know, family and close friends. Oh, this round of drinks is definitely on me.

WHOOOOO!! Hey, after this do you want to go dress shopping??!? I want something tight to really accentuate my figure. 

Someone buy me a drink,

#tiff #hello my fave

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disneysdarkangel:

Probably still in that fantasy world you’re living in. And I don’t think you count as a bachelorette, regardless of your relationship status.

Don’t hate me ‘cos you ain’t me. Besides, I didn’t know you had to check stuff off a list to be considered a bachelorette. Is it the clothes? I told Charlie to let me wear my slutty dress but he said to save it for the reception. Men, am I right?

Someone buy me a drink,

#angel #yaaaaaaaaaaaay

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disneysdarkangel:

No.

Fine, I’ll buy the first round, but for the record this is a pretty lame bachelorette party. I mean, there aren’t even any strippers! Where are my ladies in drag that I requested???

Someone buy me a drink,

#I FOUND AN EXTENSION THAT MAKES REBLOGGED POSTS LIKE THEY WERE BEFORE NOT LIKE LIKE BEFORE BFORE BUT LIKE A YEAR AGO BEFORE #SO ITS NORMAL IMMA LINK YOU #angel

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Someone buy me a drink,

I’m getting hitched!

#he's lying #buy him a drink anyway #somewhatdisneystarter #hello friends

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sourpuss-sawyer:

I am in desperate need of a vacation. California has so many amusement parks and I used to go all the time. [sighs]

Who needs Californian amusement parks when you can get all the entertainment you need here at home? For instance, Genie's Goofs and Giggles is having a massive sale on magic kits this week! They come with the rabbits in the hat already, don't worry.

I am seriously deprived...

#sawyer #ooooh which m!a did u choose??? :))