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James “and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘I love you’” Potter

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The parallels are brilliant (Twitter credit to quibvs)

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the chosen ones: for your viewing pleasure

been working on more realistic features while still keeping my animated style :) hope u enjoy

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Timothée Chalamet in CALL ME BY YOUR NAME (2017) dir. Luca Guadagnino

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Paul Atreides, the harbinger

bone, yrsa daley-ward, dune exposures, greig fraser & josh brolin / soft (rewritten), kiana azizian / noli foras ire, roberto ferri / prayer for the newly damned, ocean vuong / @toneelspeelster / Satan, Sin and Death (Paradise Lost, Book the 2nd), after 1790 + Dante Alighieri / @won-der-land89 / @lostcap / dune exposures, greig fraser & josh brolin / this / dune exposures, greig fraser & josh brolin / dune messiah, frank herbert @iwasborn-hungry / gloryland, plyxy / ioss, jos smolders / this / for your own good, leah horlick / dune exposures, greig fraiser & josh brolin / this

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EWAN MCGREGOR | Vanity Fair | 2024

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THE CLONE WARS 4.05: Mercy Mission

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smut w LOTS of dirty talk

No Sounds

Warnings: smut, smut smut

“We cannot have sex HERE, Timothee!”

“Why not? Everyone is sleeping! You’ll have to be quiet which means I won’t get to hear those pretty little noises you make when you take my --” 

You cut him off with a light shove on his shoulder before he could finish his sentence. You wanted him, but not here. Not while your parents slept in the room next door only separated by dry wall and a few wooden beams. 

“Absolutely not, Timothee, I don’t even think I can be even slightly aroused with them sleeping right there,” you said, emphasizing the wall that separated the two rooms in the hotel. He looked at you and slightly raised an eyebrow, “hmm, is that a challenge?” You rolled your eyes. “No, Tim! I’m just not doing it, I’m not fucking you when--” His lips were on yours in an immediate heated make out. You thought about pushing him away, but his hand reached the small of your back and he pushed you into him. Your body, donned in a white oversized t-shirt, pressed against his shirtless stomach and chest. Your nipples hardened at the contact and he felt them through your shirt against his skin. “Oh, would you look at that,” he taunted as he pulled away from your lips and slid an hand under your shirt. His long, nimble fingers found your nipples and he massaged them gently between his index finger and thumb before pinching them causing a small whimper to escape your lips. 

“Oh fuck you, Chalamet,” you said as he released your nipple, shrugged and walked towards the bed you were sharing for the night. “You said no fucking, so lets go to sleep.” He sat with his back against the wall at the head of the bed. He leaned his head back as you walked over and straddled him. “Well, that’s not fair,” you said, hiking up your shirt so it pooled around your hips. The only thing separating your pussy from his cock was the fabric of his boxers and your panties. You felt him underneath you. Already hardening at the contact. You rolled you hips over his erection earning a slight groan from him. 

“mm, gotta be quiet baby, remember?” You teased as you continued rubbing yourself against him. “Oh, fuck you,” he whispered as you leaned forward and kissed his neck lightly. You peppered small wet kisses along his the sensitive skin, you licked his throat and moved up to his mouth where he hungrily engulfed you in a deep, open mouthed kiss. Your tongues swirled together fighting for dominance. He broke the kiss momentarily to slide your shirt off, your breasts bounced freely as he tossed it onto the floor. He licked your nipple lightly, circling it with his tongue before sucking it into his mouth. You felt yourself become wetter with each swipe of his tongue on your breast. He moved to the other one, repeating his actions. 

“I need you so bad, Tim,” you whispered as you kept your hips at a steady rhythm on him. He was going to make you beg for it, you denied him earlier and now he was going to make you suffer. “Tell me what you want, y/n,” he said as he switched positions with you, laying you on your back at the head of the bed. “I want you,” you breathed out as he slid his fingers under the hem of your panties and pulled them down your legs.

 “No, tell me what you want.” 

His tongue slid into your wet folds before you had a chance to respond, a gasp slipped out and he blew a soft “shhh,” into your sensitive core. “No sounds.” He dove into you. He licked long stripes against your clit and down into your folds. He flicked his tongue expertly along your sensitive bud of nerves before moving to fuck you with his tongue. He wrapped his arms around your thighs and pulled you closer to his mouth. He was ravaging you eating you so perfectly you were content to die right there. You sucked your stomach in taking deep but quick breaths, feeling yourself about to break, literally moments away from falling over the edge, he stopped, robbing you of your orgasm. Your mouth hung open as your breathing returned to normal. “No, no, no, please, baby, please make me cum,” you begged him not caring how pathetic you sounded. As you suspected, he was, indeed, going to make you suffer. 

“What’s that? You want to fuck now? Here? I thought that was just totally out of the realm of possibility with your parents,” he pointed to the wall, just as you did earlier. You rolled your eyes, “please, fuck me. I want you to fuck me so hard I won’t be able to walk tomorrow. Please.” He smiled at you wickedly as he removed his boxers and took his dick in his hand. Pumping it slowly. “Please,” you whispered once more before he lined himself up with you and push himself in. You moaned, too loudly, as you felt him fill you completely. You felt his palm cover your mouth as he fucked you into the mattress. Your breasts bounced as he pushed into you and he bit his bottom lip to suppress moans of his own, occasionally releasing it to blow air out of his mouth like it was taking everything in him not to explode into you at that very second.

“If I take my hand off of your mouth, do you promise to be quiet while you cum all over my cock?” You nodded before he slowly removed his hand. You immediately let out a series of quick and quiet breaths. He watched as your chest moved up and down and your stomach twitched. You were close. He licked his thumb and reached down to rub small circles onto your clit with it as he fucked you at a firm and steady pace. You immediately clenched around him as you felt yourself release. Your legs fell open wider, allowing him more room to rail you deeper into the bed. “Oh, fuck baby, yes. Yes you are so fucking good.” He whispered as he fucked you further into bliss. You felt him twitch inside you then a wonderful warmth followed. He allowed himself 3 more thrusts before he collapsed at your side. 

“And you said you couldn’t be aroused while your parents were next door,” he said as he pulled you into his side. 

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Timmy gifs that make me fall for him all over again 🥺🖤

I really should start writing for him...

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When I was writing the Fortnight music video, I wanted to show you the worlds I saw in my head that served as the backdrop for making this music.  Pretty much everything in it is a metaphor or a reference to one corner of the album or another. For me, this video turned out to be the perfect visual representation of this record and the stories I tell in it. Post Malone blew me away on set as our tortured tragic hero and I’m so grateful to him for everything he put into this collaboration. I’m still laughing from getting to work with the coolest guys on earth, Ethan Hawke and Josh Charles (tortured poets, meet your colleagues from down the hall, the dead poets). I still can’t believe I get to work with the unfathomably brilliant Rodrigo Prieto on cinematography and my team of dream collaborators: Ethan Tobman (production design), Chancler Haynes (editor), Anthony Dimino (1st AD), Jil Hardin (producer) and Dom Thomas (executive producer). Parliament aced the VFX as always. Joseph Cassell, Lorrie Turk and Jemma Muradian made these tortured looks come to life. The entire crew made this a dream to shoot. Thank you to everyone involved and everyone who has watched it!! https://taylor.lnk.to/FortnightMV

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Smut Masterlist 3

He's Perfect !

Soft With Benefits !

Doggy Style !

Luscious !

Write About Me!

Skull Fuck !

Remembering !

Holiday !

Tests

A Little Mean

No Protection !

In My Underwear !

Friends*

Lily Rose!

Puppy Cummies!

Do I Wanna Know*

Let the Light In !*

Peach !

Clogged !(Repost)

Into You *

Meddle About!*

Church!*

Bad Idea Right!*

Die For You!*

Back In Black!*

Where Were You In the Morning?*

I Want You Forever!*

Maldives!

Prove I Can

Water Bottle!

Two Pups!

Sorry !

Show Off Toy!

Basket Ball and Love Making !

Watch Your Mouth !

Why Would He Want Me!

So It's A Date

Spit Roasted !

God!

Ovulating!

Gentle!

Not This Time

Crumbs !

Ready !

On Time !

Only One I Want

Naked to Bed

Horribly Wonderful!

Last Moments!

Halloween Party!

Pregnant!

Monster Under the Bed!

Pretend for Me!

You Can Take It!

Scoliosis!

Birthday Jeans!

Spur Magazine!

Come Help!

Thanksgiving Meal!

Position!

Step Mom!

Thankful for You!

Christmas Breeding!

No Embarrassment!

Gift!

Clumsy and Desperate!

Mommy Germs!

Tunnels!

I Miss You!

Dirty Little Secret !

Hate Fuck!

Loads!

Brat Treatment!

Sleep Aid!

Stubborn Girl!

Sex Scene!

Nipples!

Christmas Gift!

Needed That!

Tummy!

Serving!

Horny for Bikinis!

Domme Kidnapper !

cooking!

Yes Sir

Boot Humper!

Extra Time!

Cross My Heart and Hope to Die

Shower Head!

Adult Time Ruined!

Testing!

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I love how I can scroll on tiktok, see a random ass tiktok and open the comment section n see a bunch of marauders fans basically claiming the video. "this is so Sirius" "omg it's wolfstar" "Jilly core" y'all are iconic. Please never stop.

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Timothée Chalamet Smut/NSFW Masterlist 2

Part 1

Under the Table !

Baby Girl and Daddy Go Shopping !

The CEO and The Stripper!

Thanksgiving !

In His Tesla !

Plaything !

Passing Out!

Santa Tell Me!

The Baby Is the Milkmans!

Loophole !

Bulge!

The Bikini!

Wrapped Under The Tree !

Stressed !

Itty Bitty Titty Committee !

Bad Girlfriend !

Milan !

Slow Down ! *

Who Hurt You ! *

Rough !

Sassy !

Hyperthermia!

Clenching !

Confident*!

Caught !

Coercion !

Love Your Skin !

Told You So !

Bad Mommy !

Bad Joke !

Queef !

Not a Phase !

Delicious !

Golden Hour !

Cum Candy !

The Taste of a Dom !

Just Friends !

I'm Not Going Anywhere !

Waking Her Up!

Promo !

Call Out My Name *!

Commercial Neediness !

Messy!

Break Up Prank !

No Boxers !

Jaw !

Mustache !

Needy Daddy !

Sloppy Toppy !

Against the Window !

Fuss !

Bent Over !

Every Part Of You !

Over His Pants !

An Adventure !

Soothing !

Jump His Bones !

Soothing!

PMS

Work Emergency!

Princess!

Captain and Cheerleader!

Highschool Reunion !

Ain't My Fault * !

Reflections *!

Affectionate !

Subby Bunny!

Mommy's Day !

Austin !

Cuck !

Accidental Pic !

Better Taste

Goddess Curves !

Miss October !

L.E.S !*

Litter !

Better Taste

What She Wants !#

Interview

Your Daughter

Wear Him Out !

Dick and Ribs !

Reverse Cuck !

Not Toxic !

No Morning Wood !

Friend's Trip !

Proud

Billie Bossa Nova *

Secret !

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Timothée Chalamet Smut Masterlist

# - Queer Fic * - Song Fic

Breeding !

Pain and Pleasure !

Bagel !

Full and Warm !

The Wedding Night !

Wanna Bet? !

Wet !

Arriving Early !

Adoration !

Jealousy !

4 AM !

Far Away !

Professor Chalamet !

Turbulence !

Halfway Party !

Road Trip !

New Dress !

Saved for Later !

Hot and Cold !

Just Desserts !

Ego Trip !

Barely Touching !

Cock Ring !

Nervous Energy !

The Beach !

Threesome ! #

Hands !

Toxic !

Can’t Get Enough !

Mine !

Aftercare !

Pegging !

Choices !

Insecure !

Goofball !

It Shouldn’t Be A Mistake Someone Can Make !

Cocky !

Prisoner !

Embarrassed !

Just the Tip !

Time to Play !

Without Permission !

Worth the Wait !

Doing Laundry !

Strip Club !

No Kisses !

Stalker !

Thong Bikini !

Faking It !

Thighs!

Sit On My Cock!

Falling For You !

I’m So Glad You Woke Me Up !

Unbelievable !

Fleshlight !

Such a Tease !

Pocket Pussy !

Needy Girl !

Period Sex !

Trio !

Reuniting !

Older ! 

Drama Queen ! 

Overworked ! 

Blood !

Dat Ass ! 

Tantrums and Sex ! 

Stay! 

Nothing To Fear ! 

His Ex !

Daddy ! 

Movie Theater ! 

Sleep Baby !

You Please Me !

Fucking Your Mouth ! 

That’s What You Do To Me !

Harlot !

To Dom a Dom !

Bitch ! 

Zoom ! 

The Red Outfit ! 

Tied Up !

Noise Complaint ! 

Deaf ! 

PDA ! 

Red Outfit Head ! 

That Selfie ! 

Cinema ! *

Makeup Sex ! 

The Concert ! *

The Yacht ! 

British Vogue ! 

Boom! ! 

Wet Dream ! 

Ruined ! 

New Dom ! 

Sleepover ! 

What’s A Virgin ! 

Sugar Baby!

Not Wet Enough ! 

The Stripper ! 

Power Couple ! 

Work Out ! 

8 Months ! 

Nurse ! 

Pufferfish !

Never ! 

Newly Bold ! 

Happy Birthday Baby ! 

The Gods ! 

Slutty ! 

The Crush ! 

The Journalist ! 

Pretty Boy ! 

The Masks ! 

His Ass ! 

New ! 

Shaving and Blowjobs ! 

Lips ! 

Better Than A Toy ! 

The Ring ! 

Cock Block ! 

Halloween ! 

Dirty ! 

Desires ! 

Taking Pictures ! 

No Longer Ex’s !

No Sex ! 

Blue Balls ! 

Bunny ! 

Lactating ! 

Just Fingers ! 

Complete Me ! 

Gold Medal ! 

Leopard Print Jacket ! 

Darling ! 

Sunday Morning ! 

Butt Plug ! 

Harsh Praise ! 

Best Friend’s Costar ! 

Missing the Morning Session ! 

Getting Back to It ! 

Mon Amour ! 

Liquid Chocolate and Bath Time ! 

The Lake ! 

Air Hockey ! 

Cooking Naked ! 

When The Cats Away ! 

Such A Sub! 

His Birthday ! 

Small But Wicked Thing !

Eating ! 

Study Buddy ! 

Cervix ! 

Reading Lines ! 

Baby Fever !

I’ll Be Watching ! 

Honeymoon Desires !

Cock Worship ! 

Figure Skater ! 

Phone Call ! 

SAH Timothee ! 

Unprotected ! 

505 ! *

Teddy Bears and Smut 

Baby Girl and Daddy Go Shopping

The CEO and The Stripper

Part 2

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🎵 Well there's chocolate,

and there's chocolate...

Wonka's makes you take a peach

and put your cock in it... 🎵