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Chinese American weirdo who loves Nezha and Hetalia China. Favorite show is Hetalia and Parenthood. Chinese American, partially Japanese. On the spectrum. Anime Kdrama Superhero fan. Likes: art, writing, comedy, music, dance, history, science, mythology, social science, philosophy and movies. Pokemon Marvel DC fan. Quotev account https://www.quotev.com/chinaarufam When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and; difficult for others. “When one door closes another one opens, but we look so long at the closed door, we do not see the one open for us.” - Helen Keller. "Nothing in the world is harder than speaking the truth and nothing easier than flattery." – Fyodor Dostoevsky. The same applies when you are stupid. I also want to put, if you post things about wanting to physical acts of violence (killing, beating up, put in internment) against a real person and real groups of people ( on either political spectrum)( if your legit or just venting ) do not follow me, I will block you.
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Austria: I hate to say ‘I told you so’—
Prussia: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.
#hetalia#aph#incorrect hetalia quotes#hetalia incorrect quotes#aph incorrect quotes#incorrect hetalia#aph austria#hws austria#aph prussia#hws prussia#aph pruaus#hws pruaus
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Prussia: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...
Belarus, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Prussia: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
#hetalia#aph#incorrect hetalia quotes#hetalia incorrect quotes#aph incorrect quotes#incorrect hetalia#aph prussia#hws prussia
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America: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Canada: You would eat yourself?
America: I wouldn’t even question it.
#hetalia#aph#incorrect hetalia quotes#hetalia incorrect quotes#aph incorrect quotes#incorrect hetalia#aph america#hws america#aph canada#hws canada#aph amecan#hws na bros
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Toph: We need to get through this locked door. Zuko, give me your credit card.
Zuko: Uh... Here
Toph, pocketing it: Thanks
Toph: [kicks down the door]
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#avatar the last airbender#atla polls#atla poll#sokka#atla suki#atla mai#ty lee#atla ty lee#atla sokka
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I'm talking about members of team avatar who are benders. I just added Azula because she is also a powerful bender.
#avatar the last airbender#atla poll#atla polls#katara#toph#zuko#azula#atla katara#atla toph#atla zuko#atla azula
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blutara x that one petermj panel
aka spiderman!zuko au from my ao3 fic the blue spider 🕷️💙
+ fic playlist!
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Jay: Kai has no survival skills. I’ve discovered his need to win has replaced them.
Nya: That can't be true.
Jay: Watch this.
Jay: Hey Kai, I’ll race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Kai: *Throws himself out a window*
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Kai: Is this about me?
Zane: No.
Kai: Then I've lost interest.
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Kai: *hammers an egg flat on the table with his fist*
Cole: Beat three eggs?
Kai: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Jay: Ohhhh-
Zane: All of you get out of this kitchen.
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Jay: I don’t get why we need driver's ed. Driving is just like Mario Kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people.
Lloyd: Please don’t ever drive.
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Jay: Kai is in a very difficult spot. He's not bringing a knife to a gunfight.
Nya:
Jay: He's bringing a spoon.
Nya: *wheezes*
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MK: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.
Red Son: Sounds fake but ok.
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Kai: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Nya: Those are wanted posters!
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