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I've been trying for a very long time to understand what is a "video game" but I think I figured it out

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Weird young lady with a low husky voice and rings under her eyes hesitates for a statistically significant amount of time when faced with an "I'm a human" checkbox

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*shows up @ your family dinner wearing this*

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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

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Ripley's By God, I've Become So Desensitized to The Infinite Parade of New And Ridiculous Ignominies That Comprise Modern Life That You Could Tell Me Anything And I'd Just Be Like "Sure, Fuck It"

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Marzipan Smaug atop a treasure of golden sprinkles and rich chocolate souffle.  As fun to eat as he was to make!

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Damn Stroke Her: Count Suckula

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time for tunes! 😁🔊💘

my bluetooth earbuds: Power On! Connecting… Unable To Connect! 😢 Tithe Pool Empty! 😵🔋

ughhhh... fine 🙄 (opens an intricate and ornate wooden chest decorated with many sigils, some of solomon, some far older; and out emerges a tiny clay man, dancing erratically, a noise like a song struggling to break free, muffled and mumbled—for this homunculus has no mouth, no eyes, not even a face! only four flat limbs and a featureless torso. it finishes its dance by splaying its arms wide and a Magpie silently swoops down from a power line, snatches the small clayman in its talons, and carries it away, far away, until the deep blue of the afternoon sky becomes blacker than the walls of night that girdle our dreams)

my headset: Tithe Received‼️ Enjoy And Love Your Music..!❤️‍🔥🎶

Serial Killer Ed Sheeran's New Single: Im in love with a Piece of You! You are destroyed by a magnet!

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astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

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EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT: THE ORIGINAL FUCKING BACKROOMS IMAGE WAS FOUND

Sources:

Post that found it: https://x.com/tjxz_z/status/1795950899929497678?t=eRRGk2PNWu52Itrf_53DVw&s=19

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Eris Seasons

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what’s so sexy about necromancers, you ask?

goth

hubris

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ms abigail stardew valley 💜