Tumgik
thominyourside · 1 hour
Text
Tumblr media
195K notes · View notes
thominyourside · 2 hours
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
303 notes · View notes
thominyourside · 2 hours
Text
*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
241K notes · View notes
thominyourside · 2 hours
Text
friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place
303K notes · View notes
thominyourside · 5 hours
Text
I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
11K notes · View notes
thominyourside · 5 hours
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
26K notes · View notes
thominyourside · 5 hours
Text
(from @Oattsplease)
64K notes · View notes
thominyourside · 5 hours
Text
i hate roger eberts ET review where he says he wishes ET was sick for more of the movie even though i agree. i agree he should have been sick for much more of the runtime i just dont think roger ebert should have included that in his review.
in the home video release of ET youre able to rewind back to the scenes where ET is sick so i dont think its that much of an issue
1K notes · View notes
thominyourside · 8 hours
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with
131K notes · View notes
thominyourside · 8 hours
Text
thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there
Tumblr media Tumblr media
gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles
135K notes · View notes
thominyourside · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
another temu ad that I thought was some high concept meme I wasn’t getting
0 notes
thominyourside · 2 days
Text
Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT
28K notes · View notes
thominyourside · 2 days
Text
"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious
69K notes · View notes
thominyourside · 2 days
Text
stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families
10K notes · View notes
thominyourside · 2 days
Text
People are getting really really fascist about peaceful protesters and it’s getting scary lol
15K notes · View notes
thominyourside · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
You can tell that Laios has an accent. His letters are more squishy and soft and Marcille's are more angular. He pronounces a ㅁ like it's an ㅇ.
20K notes · View notes
thominyourside · 3 days
Text
Tumblr media
screaming
116K notes · View notes