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"most alleged radium-laced products of the 1910s and 1920s actually contained no radium at all! they were medically harmless scams!"

"oh, okay! so wait- which ones actually did? surely nothing anybody like...regularly ingested by accident or anything, right?"

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"...right?"

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i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

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guys rumor has it phil lester's going around shining laser pens in everyone's eyes

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we need to start calling dan and phil phan again not as a ship name for two separate individuals, but as just a name for the one symbiotic organism that they've merged into over the years but also for the fandometrics

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IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

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art in sheet music

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I'm so proud of how this one turned out! all the ruffles and pintucks and topstiching was worth it!

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has anyone done this yet

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happy lesbian visibility week

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POINT AND LAUGH

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this too shall pass