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I have "commitment issues"?? Uhhh well The Bit begs to differ

#SHAWN SPENCER ON THE DASH

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i am not afraid to keep on living. etc

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Dracula scrambling around the castle pretending to be his own servants is so important in showing that aside from being a super powerful evil vampire-sorcerer he is also a huge loser

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me when the function has salmon and berries

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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

#oh god the dreaded HORKLY WARDIN'

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"There's no hope for the future." And that's how they felt during the Atomic Age, during the World Wars, during the Enlightenment Revolutions, during thr plagues, during the Viking raids, during the fall of Rome.

Yet, we persisted.

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it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

#Saturday by fall out boy

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Planting poppies. I cannot overstate how much Larceny does not care that the cats are watching.

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Bison From Cave Of Altamira, Santander, Spain, ca. 10,000 B.C, with artist’s interpretation.

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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"he would not fucking say that" but it's "they would not be having carefully negotiated bdsm manual sex"

#ASDGKL

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Chaunacops is a genus of lophiiform fish ( anglerfish )

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A collection of omens from the prairies 🤞🌾🌾

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we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid