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Almost forgot, but TMAGP tomorrow! -🔪

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TMAGP tomorrow, how we feeling about the recorder Alice found? -🔪

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Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!

Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!

Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.

Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!

Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.

Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!

Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.

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TMAGP tomorrow, I am behind yet again-🔪

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stupid bastard man (affectionate).

#need him in a way that is concerning to feminism #👁️

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TMAGP tomorrow! Love that we collectively don't feel bad for the finance bro from last week-🔪

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missed last week, oops. Anyways TMAGP Tomorrow :) -🔪

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STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO GODDAMN DISGUSTING PIECE OF VILE SWEATY SAGGY RUBBERY PUFFY SKIN COQUETTISH POSH BASTARD BIGGEST CLOWN WORST MASCOT SHITTEST COLOUR SCHEME HORRIBLE SHAPE MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD MUTALISE MYSELF SO HE DOESN'T GET THE SATISFACTION I WOULD DISSOLVE MYSELF IN ACID OR FEED MYSELF TO THE OCEAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO DIE BY HIS HANDS IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD BREAK HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS I WOULD RIP HIS RUBBERY SKIN APART AND HIS SKIN WOULD BURST LIKE THE WORST KIND OF WATER BALLOON I WOULD BECOME MORE OF A MONSTER THAN HIM IF IT MEANS KILLING HIM MOTHERFUCKING RUBBERY PIECE OF UNTWINKABLE SWEATY CLOWN MR FUCKING WANTS TO STAY WITH HIS STUPID HAT HIS UGLY FUCKING HAT I HOPE IT BURNS I HOPE HE BURNS AND THE SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER WILL BE A SYMPHONY FOR MY SENSES TO MARK THE DAY MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO FINALLY DIES

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loving the mr bonzo leitneresque hate train because personally i find this fucker one of the funniest things sonny jims has ever written for this universe. what do you mean a government organisation has a list of supernatural assassins and one of them is a sweaty hungry lap dancer monstrosity who used to star in a children’s tv show and now crashes bachelor parties bringing frankly rancid vibes. are you shittin me i love this guy

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Alexander J Newell and Jonny Sims writing Magnus protocol 12

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An idea from my irl.

Magnus Archives fans, if you get this post to 1,500 notes I'll draw Elias Bouchard tied up.

#OP #GIVE IT TO ME OP #WHERE IS IT OP #I NEED IT OP #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE #me [thinking about tied up elias and i become so hotny i get nauseous] i think i hauve Covid #👁️

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compilation of discord messages between me and my bf @citrinide who does not listen to the magnus archives but absorbs the fandom content via tumblr like a sponge

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"The waves are so close and… getting closer."

Trying my hand at some cover art for the newest episode of The Magnus Protocol, I've been in a collage mood lately and it was interesting hunting down the words for this in magazines.

Images used come from the Wiki Commons and belong to the public domain.

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TMAGP MY BELOVED! BACK FROM WAR!(Hiatus) -🔪

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Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception but MR. BONZO’S ON HIS WAY

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops