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@destinywyatt I FOUND IT

LOOK AT THIS MAN! 😱😱😱

#riley green #riley green x popstar!reader #Instagram

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(how much older are travis and jason) ok so cute bc with the “did she get kicked out of preschool” question im imagining them picking her up at school🥹

Yes! Jason, I feel like, was the more responsible one and would get her often until he went off to college. Travis, bless his heart, would forget her or be late. It was mostly late.

#jason kelce x sister!reader #travis kelce x sister!reader

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

Kay… what’s happening?

#100 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

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how much older are travis and jason than kelce!reader?

For Riley Green x Kelce!Reader, she’s like 26-27. So like ten years between her and Jason and eight between her and Travis.

Ex Popstar is like 28-29. Eight with Jason and 6 with Travis.

Nick’s is 22. 14 with Jason and 12 with Travis.

NHL Player’s is like 24 or 25 (if I’ve done my math correctly). 12 with Jason and 10 with Travis.

#riley green x ex popstar!reader #riley green x kelce!reader #nick bosa x kelce!reader #nhl player x kelce!reader #travis kelce x sister!reader #jason kelce x sister!reader

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Ex Popstar!Reader comes out with Praying (by Kesha). She filmed the music video in her ex manager’s mansion and Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me was filmed in the neighborhood of her ex publicist’s mansion. Her brothers couldn’t be prouder. And the fans are SCREAMING as it’s some baller shit.

#riley green x ex popstar!reader #travis kelce x sister!reader #jason kelce x sister!reader #Spotify

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

Idk why I’m getting these

#50 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

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Did Kelce!readers at least not get kicked out of preschool

Riley’s was very shy and didn’t get into any trouble. They were more worried about her socializing with kids her own age.

Ex Popstar snipped off the pigtails of another girl. They were legit just playing hairstylist. Papa Kelce was very much like “why the fuck would you give her scissors?”

Nick’s tackled a boy and shoved bark chips into his mouth. This kid was picking on her quite a bit and she had enough of it.

NHL Player’s kicked a boy in the nuts after he tried to kiss her.

#riley green x kelce!reader #nick bosa x kelce!reader #nhl player x kelce!reader #riley green x ex popstar!reader #travis kelce x sister!reader #jason kelce x sister!reader

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There’s a picture of Riley in a zip up hoodie but nothing underneath and his chest is showing. It’s very slutty. But lemme put this in your mind: Popstar!Reader signed one of his pecs. It’s clearly visible in the picture and the girlies are screaming. They think this man has branded himself— gotten a tattoo of her signature right on his skin! It hits regular media: COUNTRY SINGER GETS Y/S/N’S SIGNATURE TATTOOED ON CHEST!

And Riley has to put the rumors to bed. “She wanted to sign a boob. She never had. I was right there switchin’ out of a shirt. Somebody gave her a sharpie and she just uncapped it and wrote on me. She didn’t ask. She did it.”

#riley green x popstar!reader

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I did finally update a series I have on Wattpad and I just can’t believe how MANY FUCKING ADS they’ve got. You can’t even get through a few chapters without ADS.

#wattpad #kiwi rants

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Question could we get a time line of Robertson!reader and Riley relationship

Hmmm… why not!

Summer of 2023: they meet at a charity softball game. By the end of the summer, they were officially dating.

September 2023: he meets her family.

October 2023: she meets his family.

New years: they go instagram official.

April 2024: he proposes. Twice.

June 2024: he’s moving her to Alabama.

September 2024: they get married.

#riley green x robertson!reader

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Ex Popstar!Reader was on The Kelly Clarkson Show. Her whole family shocks her by being in the audience. She had just brought Kylie and Mama Kelce and Mama Green with her since she knew Riley was in a different state prepping for yet another show and it’s only a day. She didn’t want to bother anyone too much especially since she’s a big girl— she can handle a talk show with Kelly fucking Clarkson. But Riley’s there with her babies. Her brothers are there being rowdy. Her dad is there teary eyed.

#riley green x ex popstar!reader #travis kelce x sister!reader #jason kelce x sister!reader

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Riley took Robertson!Reader golfing with some of his buddies. This was when they first were dating. They all underestimated her because she was more worried about her outfit and collecting abandoned golf balls. But the second Riley gave her one of his clubs and she swung without a practice swing, they all knew they were screwed.

#riley green x robertson!reader

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What is one Kelce!readers things she picked up in the military and now it’s just part of her day to day life as civilian, like what’s part of her routine that even with a kid she can’t drop it?

Making the bed is the main one after getting up. Riley has woken to her making it while he’s still in it. Did he do anything about it? No, he went back to sleep after getting a kiss.

She has to be early for things and sometimes it’s way early. She just finds it rude to be late especially if it’s a constant thing.

She still needs to do PT in the morning or at least some form of exercise. It’s usually just going for a walk or a run when she wasn’t pregnant. She finds that helps her to stay focus or to have a good start to her day.

#riley green x kelce!reader #travis kelce x sister!reader #jason kelce x sister!reader

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Kelce!Reader was drunk. She was out with some navy buddies in civies. They ended up at a tattoo shop. Everyone was pretty much getting something done. She somehow managed to get riley to send her a photo of his handwriting on a sticky note. Riley couldn’t be more confused but ya know, he bagged a weirdo. Some weird requests happen from time to time. It’s nothing new. He doesn’t find out exactly what she did until he sees her a month later.

#riley green x kelce!reader

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Kelce!Reader was the original girlie who had ‘mine’ tattooed on her upper thigh in her boyfriend’s handwriting. Nobody knew except Taylor and Kylie (and of course the boyfriend).

#riley green x kelce!reader #travis kelce x sister!reader #jason kelce x sister!reader #nhl player x kelce!reader #nick bosa x kelce!reader

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Who was saddest over Robertson!reader moving away from Monroe

Her dad. She’s the last daughter to leave home and to get married.

#riley green x robertson!reader

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How along did take Riley and Robertson!reader to move in together also does she have any animals she added to his or do they just have his

Once engaged, she’s all for moving out of her parent’s house (finally) and starting her next chapter with Riley.

She’s got a bloodhound and a chihuahua. Riley is slightly confused by the combination but he’s happy that she’s happy.

#riley green x robertson!reader