tobyswife

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Young overlords ready to paint the neighborhood red.

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so we're reading this AMAZING book at school for once

And for the first time ever, I’m actually kind of in love with what I have to read for french class. The only problem with loving this play though, is that I kind of love it a little too much.

So I have to write this analysis on one of the characters on his attitude when he is around different people in the play, and my feels for this one poor bastard are completely ruining EVERYTHING. I mean, THIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME I’VE REWRITTEN THIS ONE DAMN PASSAGE BECAUSE I’M GETTING SO SIDETRACKED AND I’VE READ AHEAD SO I KEEP ON BRINGING UP THAT STUFF EVEN THOUGH I’M NOT SUPPOSED TOO BUT IT’S JUST LIKE PASSE-PARTOUT WHY IS YOUR LIFE SO HORRIBLE AND SAD AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS AND YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO SEEM ALL COOL AND IMPORTANT SO THAT THEY DON’T KICK YOU OUT OF THE BAND AND OH MY JESUS FUCK IT’S ALL SO GODDAMN SAD FUCK SHIT DAMNIT AND CIBOULETTE IS IN LOVE WITH TARZAN AND YOU JUST CAN’T EXPRESS YOURSELF AND AFGDKHFSJAJK;HJLGHAJLSHDGSJHSDJKGHDJFKLHGJDFKSHGSKJFHGJKFSDHGKJLFDSHGKJFSDHGJKHSDFKJGHFSDJKGHSKFDJLHGLDKFJHGSDJKGHJKSFDGHDFJKHGDSLKGHSDJFKGHL

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELSSSSSSSSSSSS

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draw Vox in a clown outfit (which is probably how Alastor see’s him)

loser

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with all of the live-actions coming out, there is a very real possibility they will reboot voltron into a live -action movie or series. and when i tel u people that this thought keeps me awake at night from the sheer terror that courses through my veins….

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That part where Adam smacks Alastor to the wall or whatever. That brief moment when Alastor is actually making impact with it. I’m so fucking feral for it. FUCK I NEED HIM. I WANNA THROW HIM INTO THE WALL AND WATCH HIM PANIC 24/7 🤤

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MA

THERES A WEIRD ASS CAT OUTSIDE

Cursed cat Alastor my beloved

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IM SO FUCKING FAT 😭😭

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what if i bashed you against the wall until you were red mush but in a cute way

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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

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"descended into madness" um actually i climbed here? yeah it was a pretty steep journey. yeah the air's pretty thin up here. i think im getting altitude sickness. pretty dizzy actually

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finding it necessary to remind everyone that it's seasonal. i promise you it's seasonal. everyone i know is out of their minds right now in some way or another. it's seasonal.

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what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

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girl was fintan watching the fnaf movie down there??

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

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"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

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no offense puki but why don't you change your dm settings to only allow messaging with people who follow?

because this is a free country, you send me anymous asks, you send me dms, I don't care. its a free fucking country god dammit.

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I started reading Keeper of the lost cities............ I only read the first 2 books but i really love it i had to draw some of the babies !!! i hope you're ready for more 👀

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sketch( 2PAlastorDesing by @anic-mj )