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toiletbulges · 2 months
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Security Guard
So was taking a dump in my local shopping centre. This doors are only half height so can be seen if someone stands in front and also seen when standing wiping.
Suddenly all these stupid kids come in messing around. A couple went into the remaining stalls, pretending to fart, banging doors and looking over mine, laughing "there is a bloke here taking a shit". I was just sitting there hoping they would go as i could feel a fart and the need to drop one. Another bloke came, i could see his face as he went past looking desperate, and took a stall next to me. All was silent from the 2 of us waiting for these kids to leave!
Suddenly the door went and a security guard came in. He told the kids to leave now, he went stall by stall telling them to leave. He got to mine, looked over and laughed. He looked down at me with my briefs round my ankles and said "im really sorry about them". He then went to my neighbour and said the same thing.
He got them out the bathroom and came back. He said "You can now finish the rest of your dump in peace" I laughed and let out a fart! My neighbour let out a massive explosion and a huge sigh! He then took the stall the other side if me and said "now I can have a quick dump in peace as well". He let out a massive fart and sighed. His radio went asking where he was "I'm in the 1st floor mens dropping the kids off" We all laughed!
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toiletbulges · 3 months
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toiletbulges · 4 months
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Very Very Close!
So was in London for christmas. Was walking around Trafalagar Square when i felt the need for the toilet. I knew the toilets in the square you had to pay for, so started to walk to the free ones in Charing Cross Station. As i got closer i could feel the need getting stronger. I ran down the stairs and entered to find all the stalls in use and 1 bloke waiting. Everyone else was using the stalls, i stood waiting for someone to finish. I could hear the grunts and the farts coming from the other blokes. Eventually 1 stall came free and the other bloke went in. I knew it was me soon! I could hear him letting out a mega fart, which only made me need even worse. I even undid my belt ready which made one bloke laugh.
5mins past and still nothing. I tried all the doors to make sure they was in all in use. I did excited as one was white and pushed it open to find a old man mid-push . I apologised and carried on waiting. Eventually i could hear one stall start wiping. I quickly stood in front, i could hardly contain the poo for much longer. This bloke seemed to be taking for ever to wipe, i had already took my coat off and rusksack. If it wasnt obvious to everyone in there i need a poo bad, it was now! I heard a flush got ready. The door unlocked and i ran into the stall and shut the door. I sat on that toilet and let out a massive fart and explosion. What i didnt realise the poor other bloke was still in the stall and had his pants still round his ankles. He looked about 30, and was in shock. I apologised, i was still filling the bowl. He asked why i came in. I said the door unlocked. He said it was a dodgy lock and he hadnt finished with the toilet. All the others stalls full, so no luck in going to a different one. He was asking if i could please leave as he needed the toilet. I said i dont think i can leave, but i can stand up quickly for a few mins. He decided that was the only option and sat down and blow up the toilet as loud as i did. For the next few mins we both swapped seats. He eventually started wiping while i was till shitting. He said bye and left me to shit for another 30mins!!
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toiletbulges · 5 months
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Middle School
So the middle school i attended was slightly run-down and didnt have the best toilets. You entered the room through a door and was greeted with a row of toilets with no stalls. On one wall was a trough urinal and then on the other was some sinks. I would try to use the toilet during classtime as i would always be worried about being bullied from older kids while shitting. But one day it was lunch and i needed the toilet. I walked slowly into towards the toilets. Ahead i could see 4 of the older popular lads walking in the same direction.
I waited a minute hoping they would leave but i couldnt wait and opened the door. I was greeted to the sight of the 4 lads getting ready to sit on the toilets. One of them was wiping the seat, while the rest already turned round and in the middle of pulling everything down.
I hesitated but i need the toilet, so walked to the other end and left a gap. They was all farting and laughing. I sat down and exploded. One of them looked at me and said "wow you was desperate, but hear this" and let out a massive log. They all laughed.
During this one of their friends walked, and started talking to them while sitting down and exploded. They all carried on talking, grunting and farting. I did notice we all had our underwear at our ankles, 2 sets of white briefs as well!
One of them asked another to pass the toilet paper. He actually stood to wipe which was a good sight. I was still shitting as the rest of the all started wiping and laughing about how much wiping still needed doing. They all left and the toilet became empty so i was able to relax slightly, Suddenly my gym teacher walks in. He sees me on the toilet and actually laughs. He then approaches the toilet right next to me and jokes "this seat free" and then sits and starts farting while talking to me. I ask for him to pass me some toilet paper, he pulls some of the roll next to him and gives me. To make it awkward i needed more paper, and he laughs. I think im finished and about to stand up when another wave comes and i fart loudly as he also farts and laughs. We end up to wiping at the same time. He jokes "make sure you wipe properly as got gym later"
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toiletbulges · 5 months
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Man Desperate
So this particualr day i was sitting having a very constipated dump in this public toilet in the park. In this mens room there was only 2 urinals and 1 large stall . I was sitting in the toilet having a dump when this bloke came in. I could see he was walking around in front of the toilet. He coughed to let me know he was there, so i farted in return. 5 mins he was still walking around and was starting to fart.
He then knocked on the door "hey sorry to ask will you be finished soon as i really need the toilet" i replied " i will soon but i still havent finished. "Please try to hurry up" he responded.
A few minutes later though he suddenly knocked on the door, more desperate this time " Please can we swap as im about to have a accident" I farted really loud at this point and i could hear him panicking. I said "Look i cant really leave as i can still feel more to come, but i can let you in quickly to use the toilet but i need to stay here". He hesitated as said "ok thankyou". I shuffled to the door with my jeans and briefs round my ankles, and quickly let him in. He rushed in and quickly pulled his shorts and white briefs down and exploded. He looked up at me standing in the corner and said "Thanks, i was so close" He was grunting and shitting loudly when i felt my stomach gramp. He saw my sudden movement and said "Do you need to sit". I replied "Yes" He stood up and shuffled to one side and let me sit. I had a massive fart and let out loads of logs. He farted and said "please" i stood up feeling empty and let him sit. I started wiping my arse and sticking the paper in the bin in the corner. It took several wipes to clean up. I finished up and said "Hope you feel better" I opened the door and he quickly locked it. I washed my hands, hearing him still blasting the toilet"
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toiletbulges · 8 months
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Awkward Hostel
So for a few months last year i went travelling around Asia, staying in cheap hostels to keep the cost down. So this particular hostel was the worst. I entered the male-only room and was greeted with 12 bunk beds then in a corner there was a sink, a shower and the toilet in the open with no privacy! So i had to shower and shit in front of 23 other blokes. There was already a few others in the room asleep when i entered. One bloke was already snoring. I got on my bunk which was near the "bathroom" and started getting for bed. I had just got into bed when bloke came in and literally just walked over to the toilet, sat down and started farting. He sat on his phone not even caring everyone in the room could see/smell him. He even stood to wipe, washed his hands then got into his bunk. The room that night was full of everyone snoring loudly. Being a light sleeper, at 3am i was awoken by a loud fart. I slowly opened my eyes and could see a bloke sitting naked on the toilet!
I was awoken in the morning to the sound of the shower running. I sat up and could see one bloke in the shower, another shaving and one on the toilet. All 3 naked! Everyone was stirring and slowly getting out of bed. By the time i got out of bed (naked) there was already a queue of 3 people for the toilet. I felt sorry for one bloke as he seemed constipated, by the sound of the grunts, and one bloke waiting actually asked if he was almost finished as he was "touching cloth" I was standing there with a slight cramp in my stomach. I was next in the queue and was able to watch the bloke sit down and start shitting. Lucky for me he was quick and stood to wipe. I quickly sat down and let out a loud fart. Several people laughed. It was strange to be sitting on the toilet in a room with 23 other blokes. I stayed sitting while wiping. I left the toilet, and the next bloke quickly took the seat. I quickly had a shower and got dressed along with everyone else in the middle of the room. I didnt really have any horror stories from that toilet. I did wake up in the middle of the night on the 3rd day having a big dump. One bloke woke up and stood nearby as he needed the toilet. I was farting quite loudly and was worried would wake someone up.
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toiletbulges · 8 months
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So a couple of years ago I had the urge for a mega dump. I knew this particular public toilet had 2 stalls and was in a quiet area so was never used, so I rushed down the stairs to the toilets but greeted by 2 shut half doors. I just stood there listening to these 2 blokes talking. After 10mins of waiting, i was farting loudly and got to the point I actually asked if one was almost finished as i really need to go.
One of the blokes said "im really sorry mate I'm still full", followed by the sound of shit falling. but the other one looked at me, smiled and started wiping standing up.. He was joking about the smell that he was leaving me. I said it didn't matter as I was going to add to it which made him laugh. I was so desperate i already had my belt undone and jeans already pulled slightly with briefs on show! He couldn't get the toilet to flush and apologised but i said it didn't matter. He came out only wearing a t-shirt and tattered boxers as i rushed inside with my jeans on the floor and briefs half way down and without even shutting the door fully my arse touched the seat. He pushed it shut for me and the stood outside his friends stall as I was loudly shitting and grunting. He looked over my door and laughed saying lucky he was able to give me his seat
His friend was still shitting loudly. They started asking me questions and telling me about their homeless/clothing situation. I told them i had been homeless and knew their situation about shitting with no privacy and lack of clothing. At this point my 2nd wave hit and it was loud! The bloke looked over the door and actually asked if I was OK because of the sound and smell. I looked up and just said thanks but i was worried the toilet was getting full and it would touch my balls!.
At this point the bloke started farting and put his hand on his stomach. He said "oh damn, i wasnt really finished, but i felt sorry for you" I actually said back "you should have finished before giving me the seat" He laughed and said "Don't worry about it" " He then lent over the his friend stall and said" we need to swap now" "but it's still falling" he replied "I Don't care my boxers will be full now stand up" He actually open his friends door while his mate quickly left, with his briefs still round his ankles. His mate exploded on the toilet. I went to get some paper but there wasnt any left. I asked if there was any to spare in the other toilet. His mate shuffled over and grabbed some from his mates stall and actually opened the door to hand it to me. I stood to wipe and looked into the full toilet and laughed. His mate had to pass me more paper as it was a mess. The whole time the door was open with his mate standing there looking slightly worried as his need for a seat was getting worse, with his hand on his stomach and farting, even bent over slightly.I could see his briefs had mega skidmarks in them! I finished wiping quickly and left the stall. He quickly shuffled into the stall and didnt even shut the door as he filled the already full toilet again. The door of the otherr toilet was open as well.His friend was just sitting there with his boxers bunched at his feet. He looked up and said must have been something we ate earlier. I washed my hands, thanked him for giving up his seat. He laughed as he grunted out more shit as i walked out the room!
So i carried on shopping and had something to eat. This triggered my stomach, i went to the shopping centre toilets but they was full with a queue so i quickly started heading home as i knew i would pass the other toilets. I quickly approached the toilets and could already hear talking. I walked and was greeted with both blokes still sitting on the toilets. They laughed when they saw me. The bloke who took my original toilet said "don't worry im just about finished and you can take this seat" I stood in front of them both while he was wiping and the other was still farting! I had my hand on my stomach and was farting which they both noticed. He finished wiping, and let me take the toilet! We carried on talking as i filled the toilet, which was almost full to the brim as still didnt flush! The other bloke started wiping and passing me a massive wad of toilet roll to wipe with.
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toiletbulges · 8 months
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Scouts!
So in my spare time i am a helper at my local scouts. Helping out at the meetings and on the outings. This particular trip stays in my mind! We was staying at this outdoor activity centre that didn't have any proper toilets, just a log over a pit that you had to sit on. I used it every morning by myself but this particular morning i was joined by one of the other helpers. He said morning and sat next to me. I could see his white briefs hanging there. He started pissing but forgot to tuck it backwards and it went everywhere, he laughed and quickly pushed it backwards! He started grunting loudly, saying the camping food had made him constipated. I joked and said it had the opposite effect on me. He was pushing loudly and i could hear the crackling of the log slowly moving. We both talked about that days activates, while we both grunted in the middle of talking. All of a sudden i heard a massive thud and a huge sigh as he laughed and said "oh wow that felt good". He stood up and looked down at this massive log! I also had a quick glance at his small hairy dick! He sat back down as he said he still felt slightly full, and he did drop a few more turds. I stood to wipe and left him. I had a quick look back at the gorgeous sight! A few times in the afternoon a few of the teen scouts would be sitting on the log awkwardly as they all hated it, and i would sit down and let the biggest fart out!
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toiletbulges · 8 months
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Doorless Park
So i was going for a jog in my local park when i felt the need for a poo. I knew there was some toilets near by so headed that way. As i was walking i past a load of teens playing football. The entrance of the toilets didn't have a door so was greeted with the sight of a trough urinal and 3 doorless toilets with only half-concrete walls instantly . I had to get the toilet roll before going to the toilets as it was in a box at the entrance.
I walked in and took the middle one stall and sat down with my briefs and shorts pulled all the way down. I did notice that from a certain angle, i was completely exposed to the whole park but I settled down on my phone, grunting.
Couple of minutes into my dump, I could hear several voices approaching. It turned out to be some of the teens playing football. They pilled in with 2 of them taking the empty stalls, and some of them using the urinal. You could hear the other 2 blasting away, while giving a running commentary to their friends, There was one lad standing outside the stalls waiting, asking his friends how long they would be. I answered him saying i just needed to wipe. The urinal kids left, leaving only the poopers. i stood to wipe, but had used all my paper. I had to ask the kid waiting if he could grab be some. The others still farting away. He grabbed me a massive load of paper. Think this short walk triggered his bowels as he started farting louder, and looked worried. I pulled my briefs up and shorts and left the stall. He rushed into the stall and pulled everything down . And he was loud! He was sighing and grunting, while he friends joined him. I washed my hands slowly. When i left, all 3 still farting and pooping with their friends sitting outside waiting!
I sat on a bench close by, trying to guess how long they would be. I didn't realise from this position you could hear the farting of the toilet users and could see the 2 of the lads on the toilet. One the friends went in and asked how long they would be. It must have been another 20mins till they left the toilets! After they left, i quickly had a peak inside and they left the toilet covered in skids!
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toiletbulges · 8 months
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Father and Son Apartment
So a few posts ago i put a story about me, brother and dad living in a shack. Well shortly after my dad got a new job we got a small one room bedsit. As you walked in you was faced with the small bed then a bath and toilet in the corner. Had a shared kitchen down the hallway. My brother had found a girlfriend and moved out so it was just me and dad now. Money was still tight and we brought some new clothes and new briefs
One day me and my dad got home at the same time. My dad asked to use the toilet as he said he was touching cloth,so i got into the bath. He was farting away, as i sat in the bath. I then started farting in the bath and asked my dad when would he be done so we could swap. We didnt care about seeing each other naked so i jumped out the bath as he wiped and then jumped into the bath. I destroyed the toilet, as dad was laughing.
After we sat on the tiny sofa watching tv till it was dark. We then got into a evening routine, i washed my face while dad had a quick wee, then we swapped. The bed was just a single but it was better than the floor. We shared a duvet and pillow. It was very tight both us laying there in our briefs. It did get awkward at times, but it was all we had as the sofa was too small.
One night i had to jump out of bed as got hit with severe diarrhoea. Dad sat up in bed as he was woken up by the sound of the shit hitting the toilet! He tried to go back to sleep but the noise I was making kept him awake! He sat up in bed and started talking to me. I kept blasting and grunting as I replied to him. The next morning I woke up to my dad getting out of bed, pulling his briefs down and grunting. He saw me awake and told me he had a mega log stuck and couldn't get it out. I switched on the TV and for the next 30mins all you could hear was my dad straining and going red, trying to push this log out!
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toiletbulges · 9 months
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Camp Site Toilet
So have recently come back from a camping trip with my dad and his friend and it was fantastic! It was a three man tent so was a bit squashed in there, so pretty much laying on top of each other in our briefs. A few minutes from our pitch was the toilet and shower block. You walked in and was greeted with the sight of pole showers, and to the right was 10 toilets with only small partitions, and no doors. The first morning the 3 of us walked to the block, with my dads friend farting as he walked. We walked in and saw it was packed! There was no toilets available! There was fathers and sons talking, farting and grunting away! My dads friend actually asked if anyone was almost finished. One bloke said yeah in a minute. He stood to wipe with his hairy cock flopping around. My dad's mate already had his belt undone ready. During all this one poor bloke was really blasting away, you could hear it pouring into the toilet. Eventually my dad's mate got on the toilet and was farting and grunting loudly! I was next in the queue, and had at least a 10min wait. Everyone seemed to be slow shitting that morning. My dad was slowly walking around behind me as he was getting desperate. Luckily 2 toilets became free opposite my dad's mate. I rushed over and farted loudly. I could see a massive log hanging between his legs! He started wiping sitting down then realised he was too messy and stood up. A dad came in with 2 young sons next, all 3 sat on the toilets. One said to he his dad "it won't come out" and the dad replied "push and grunt as loud as you can". For the next 5mins all you could hear over all the grown men was this little kid grunting loudly.
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toiletbulges · 9 months
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Shopping Centre Doorless
So a shopping centre near me has reduced their toilet stalls from 10 to 4 in the men's room and removed the doors and only half partitions. They are now the only ones in the town centre so get busy most of the day. I usually try to avoid because I can't have a relaxing dump due to the crowds,but today I was urgent. I half ran to the toilets and was greeted with a queue and the sound of farts and grunts. There was a bloke at the front asking to if anyone was finished as he was desperate! He finally got a seat and blasted! I could see the 4 blokes in various stages of dumping.
I was next and watched a bloke in his 20's stand up and wipe with his briefs still round his ankles and cock on show. Because of the height of the stalls the bathroom saw him wiping. There was quite a large queue now behind me as I took my seat. A bloke in the queue looked slightly worried. I started farting and grunting along with the others.
Suddenly a woman's voice was heard "Greg are you still in there as we need to get going?" The worried man went red and shouted back "sorry marge I haven't even sat down yet" "oh you didn't say you need a dump. Well will meet you outside" There was a round of laughter as he went bright red! One bloke next to me laughed and said "Don't worry Greg I'm finished now and you can take your dump! " more laughter came! He swapped places with the other bloke and started grunting. I stood to wipe and left my stall and took a glance inside his stall. I couldn't believe he had his tena mens around his knees on full display! I washed my hands and walked past a old lady looking slightly bored near the entrance of the men's room.
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toiletbulges · 10 months
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Outhouse Story
So i was driving when i felt the need for a poo! I knew there was a rest stop with a outhouse coming up. I pulled into the rest stop and walked to the outhouse. It was literally with a small shed for men, and one for women. No door just a walk around fence piece for some privacy. Inside is a sink and 3 holes cut into a plank of wood! I took the far-left one and sat down and started pushing.
I heard a car pull up suddenly and a voice saying"I cant wait dad, will see you in there" suddenly a teenager walked around the corner and looked shocked at the layout. He hesitated but took the far-right hole, leaving one between us. He pulled down his shorts and briefs and sat down. It sounded like he had the runs!
A few minutes later his dad appeared asking if he was ok. He squeezed into the middle hole and started farting and grunting. The dad was trying to have a conversation but i could tell the son was not enjoying this experience and only gave one word answers.The son then asked his dad for some paper. He looked round and asked me for the roll next to me! The son stood up to wipe and said to his dad he will meet him next to the car.
The dad then turned to me and said "poor lad, he has had the runs all day, and this is the worst type of toilet for him as he is shy" At this point both of us was still dropping logs quite loudly when suddenly the son reappeared saying "oh god oh god" and sat back down and farted loudly and let out a whole load of runny shit! I could see there was a little bit of damage to his briefsThe dad asked if he was ok."no,I farted and it almost came out" Another bloke came in looking desperate so I took this sign to start wiping
The new bloke took my hole and farted as I walked out. I went and sat in my car for a few mins. The new bloke walked out while the father and son still in there. I suddenly felt a sharp pain and ran into the toilet. I quickly sat down and let out a massive fart. The son actually laughed and said something is catching. 30mins later all 3 of us walked out looking relived!
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toiletbulges · 10 months
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Big Bulge
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Tight Briefs
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Small Blue Briefs
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