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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

#happy Ed balls day

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Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.

#big ol digital hug for you sierra!

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I hate hate hate hate how dog friendly everything is in the city now. Barring medical necessity, there is no reason to bring your dog to a restaurant, there is no reason to bring your dog to the grocery store, there is no reason to bring your dog to the nail salon. Dogs do not need to go everywhere you go why am I being forced to be around dogs all the time

#THIS THIS THIS! #as someone who has four dogs and loves them to bits: LEAVE YOUR BASTARDS AT HOME! #they don’t need to be yapping and growling in the kroger! #they can be apart from you for half an hour it’s okay #and if not then that’s on you to get training for their separation anxiety (or therapy for yours)

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it is no longer mysterious and unexplainable in origin.

the good news: I tested negative again for covid today, which means I definitely don’t have it!

the bad news: the sore throat I have is mysterious and unexplainable in origin.

#apparently the fourth test is the charm. I got covid. #in my defense whenever anyone else in my family had it they said it was more of a chesty thing. #and all my symptoms have just been sinus stuff. so I’m trying not to beat myself up too much about it. #anyways. posts made hours before disaster. #nico vents

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My Valentine Cards

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in light of police across the country cracking down on pro palestine protests with brutal force, it feels like a great time to remind everyone to shut the fuck up around cops. don't make small talk, dont act friendly, don't fucking engage with them!! if you are arrested DO NOT speak without a lawyer present. protest organizers, get into contact with local pro bono lawyers who can be there for your arrested comrades. no matter what, if cops are there, shut the fuck up unless you are actively doing a protest chant. dont tell cops why you were there, dont tell them if you're affiliated with the school you may be protesting at, dont tell them if you came there with anyone, dont tell them anything!!!

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

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have you guys seen *THE* harvey video?

hes literally just geronimo stilton's human sona

#that’s some good art op

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

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I’m in love with this gif. The way the cat is tucked in and kneads the air. How they immediately reaches for the teddy bear. How it’s lodged into the cat lovingly. The way the cat holds it. The face. The face the cat makes squished up against the toy. The way the cat grips it. The cat looking back on the audience at the end. I could stare at this gif for an hour straight and still be enraptured by it. Fucking Cozy.gif

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trans girls who aren't on HRT I love you. trans girls who pad their bras I love you. trans girls who don't know how to do makeup I love you. trans girls who are tired I love you. I love you all. we're gonna make it through this.

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ROUGHLY A YEAR LATER

WE FINALLY FLAGGED DOWN THE DANG TRUCK

the worst part of living with your parents as an adult is that the ice cream truck doesn’t come around in the summer anymore because all the other folks on your street are older married couples whose kids have already moved out.

#I would like to thank my mom and our neighbor for whistling and flashing their car lights to summon the truck as it started to drive away #I was gonna get one of the perpetually fucked up gumball spongebob popsicles but they didn’t have any #so then I was gonna get the sonic one but then I saw the miraculous popsicles and I was like ‘!!!’ #I had just enough money in the emergency ice cream fund for one of each #so I had the cat noir one and my sister’s saving her ladybug one for later #it was really good. taste and texture like those green apple icee pops. and now my tongue’s blackish green.

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Pride Houston (1997)

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The sick reality is that many of the renowned academics and writers among Gaza's thousands of martyrs will, in twenty years time, be quoted and memorialised by the same universities and institutions that have denigrated them and enabled their slaughter.

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The concepts of NSFW is being cleared of the Internet under the false pretense of children’s safety when it’s really about the people in power sanitising for advertisers and pushing evangelical narratives AND that not enough is done to keep legitimately harmful content off of spaces that minors have access to are ideas that can coexist