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umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

#🥺💀 #okay

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What does my so called “kinky” girlfriend have in common with whiteclaws?

Neither of them hit hard enough

Now what does my dad have in common with 3 shots of whi…

Disclaimer, neither the aforementioned kinky girlfriend or abusive dad in this joke exist in my real life

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What’s my love language, you ask me, expecting an answer such as “quality time” or “words of affirmation” but in fact my love language is giving people unimaginable amounts of shit for not remembering the names of every stuffed animal on my bed

#seriously I shouldn’t be allowed alcohol or this happens

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Normalize keeping at least one fire extinguisher in every room because you never know when you’ll need it

#I shouldn’t be allowed alcohol

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*sits down*

dont you think its weird. dont you think its weird that the space race last time was two of the biggest powers in the world. and now its a handful of rich men. dont you think its weird they can afford that. dont you think its bad that rich men can afford the same things as the government.

dont you think its weird that while the world is suffering and poverty is everywhere, where there's wars and climate change and human pain and homelessness. the same month I've watched people die on the news from unbearable heat and unprecedented flooding. that a rich handful of men are going to space, causing more carbon emissions. dont you think its weird that instead of putting their vast amount of money to use for good they're using it to find a way off the planet theyre destroying.

dont you think its really fucking weird.

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Hello there my fellow neurodivergent friends. I recently discovered a few tricks for those situations in which you can’t stop doing something even though you really wanna (say, laying in your bed or showering). For those of you who struggle changing from one task to another, I’ve got some tips I use. Idk if they can help you but I’ll just leave them here and you can try them whenever you want.

- When you’re laying in your bed and you can’t help but just stay there fucking looking at the ceiling, worry not, for I got the answer (probably). Try focusing on somewhere uncomfortable in your body, like if your foot is in some weird angle and it’s bothering you, or your leg is itchy, or you really wanna go to the bathroom. Focus as hard as possible on that feeling and just say “GO!” and stand up as fast as you can. It does the trick for me at least.

- If you find yourself taking a shower and you’re in there wayyyyyy longer than you should, try changing the temperature to a colder level. Like, not so drastically it hurts, but enough so it’s uncomfortable and you don’t enjoy being there enough to put off getting out. Btw, for those of you who take cold showers (absolute monsters in my opinion) I don’t think this tip works in reverse.

- This is another one for when you’re laying in bed (sorry I’m not creative enough to come up with other situations). If you really wanna stand up but you can’t move, try wiggling your fingers, and spread that movement trough your body. ADHD is all about momentum, so if you start moving your toes and then spread that to your feet, legs then hips, congratulations. You just activated your lower body.

Last thing, and this is super important, this varies for everyone. Even if these don’t work for you, it’s okay. You’re gotta try and come up with your own ways to solve the problem. I’m just trying to help you by offering some of mine. Good luck and have a wonderful day!! 😁😁

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I only watch football for the part at the end when they dump Gatorade on the bald guy

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Hey so, Atypical is actually really ableist, as multiple autistic people keep trying to say, and I don't give a shit if it has your fav uwu bi4bi neurotypical couple that multiple other Netflix shows have.

Everything's Gonna Be Okay has a homoromantic asexual and a heterosexual queer WLW couple, both being autistic and played by actually autistic actors.

You've shown your respect to queers of color when they said to please watch shows that don't have the same white gays, so do it for your disabled and/or neurodivergent queers who are constantly left in the fucking cold.

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Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

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All these porn bots following me is making it very difficult to keep my follower count at 69

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boy my neuro sure is diverging today

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Opossums are great and everyone should love them for the following reasons(and more!): 1) Cute!! 2) Tick vacuums 3) Highly unlikely to carry rabies 4) Looks like they’re wearing little fingerless gloves!!!

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People will straight up call your cellphone and expect you to answer

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