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"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist

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hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

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Every time I play Vane I swap between "this character is so good and fun" and "this character is so bad and basic" like every other match

#sage speaks #he's such a weird character in this game #but he is my fave so fuck it we ball #anyway buff vane

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i love saying "[character] save me" to characters that can't even save themselves

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i hope good things come to every last one of you fucking idiots

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” I don’t go here but…” is such a cool tag to get idc idc. You don’t know what I’m talking about but you like it anyways? Let’s make out

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SASHA

Moon-Shot Manor 🌕

#animal crossing

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A PALESTINIAN CITIZEN AND HIS DOG FROM GAZA RAISES THE VICTORY SIGN FROM INSIDE HIS DESTROYED HOME.

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Gonna start adding this at the end of all my posts when it's funny

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the place adventure time has in just culture in general is so so funny to be because it's so prevalent whether through just merch with characters on it or designs directly referencing the style/aesthetics and yet most people have not actually seen the show past season 1-5 (including me until like a year ago!) so if you try to explain any post s5 adventure time plot where it basically became a complete different show you sound fucking insane. they don't even know about princess bubblegum's gay cousin chicle. they don't even know about my dear friend fern.

#adventure time

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what is art about? blood. what is love about? blood. what is hate about? blood. what is sex about? blood. what is history about? blood. what am i about? blood. what is blood about? idk ask a biologist i guess

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#obsessed with her