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You might be wondering why I haven’t been active these last few weeks and the answer is quite simple: Total Drama Fans Are Extraordinarily Irritating!!!!

I started this blog when I was hyperfixated on the show and was tired of hearing the same milquetoast opinions from the same 5 blogs. But as the account gained more followers and my fixation slipped away, I realized that most Total Drama fan opinions are just…awful.

I’ve lost all interest in Total Drama months ago. I’ve barely been able to even POST half of the asks I receive because the majority of them are either unfunny random XD “jokes” or terminally online discourse that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the show! Most of the “normal” asks weren’t any better. Day after day, I received the same stale repetitive anons and with each passing ask I felt my brain melt even more.

I hope Total Drama never gets another season. I hope you all seek help and find hobbies. I hope the fandom fades into obscurity. I hope we all die.

#mod speaks

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I wish I could go back in time and stop Tom Mcgillis and Jennifer Pertsch from making this show. They’re the reason amegaotaku exists.

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Anyone who has ever sent something to this blog genuinely owes me money.

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I have a confession to make:

Total Drama isn’t even worth having opinions on.

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WAIT THERE R TOTAL DRAMA KINNIES???!?! &) :? :! &)? & (:) ') *

#td fandom

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I think op meant Kenneth as in the guy who voiced robot Al but that was Keith Oliver wasn't it?

#response

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Ok as a #teenexperiencingromance I could see Noco happening for like a month. Cody has a cringe crush on Noah and Noah is so shocked that someone likes him that he goes along with it. The breakup sucks for a while but they laugh about it later.

#total drama #noco

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looking at posts from this fandom has legitimately like ruined my experience of enjoying this show in a nostalgic light.

#total drama

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it's always Zeke manpain this and Alejandro robot that. Let's pour one out for the roti cast trauma. Dakota at least seems at peace with what happened to her which is... More than can be said for most the cast but it was cruel. and I know we all give Zoey crap for not being nice as she makes out to be and she literally votes Dakota out for no reason beyond her being ''hazardous to her health'' but she was the only one to show any sympathy to what she was going through?? I know it's a cartoon but Cameron's response was "wow mathematically astronomical!! I've never seen such a potent effect toxic waste can have on somatic cells!!" like? shut up and just ask her if she's okay!!

And then Scott seemingly had like. Brain damage and people laughed. And this is why we can't hold one character responsible for their morality and not others. They're all mean :/

#total drama #tdroti #td dakota #td scott

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In season 1 Geoff and DJ had this best bros, those two guys type of relationship and I miss it frankly it feels like,they were always together in Tdi and then the writers never had them hang out again, makes me sad

#total drama #td dj #td geoff

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https://total-drama-takes.tumblr.com/post/671409450443259904/i-think-alex-did-a-good-job-with-imitating ahahshsh SORRY but who is Kenneth. I agree a lot good take but who is Kenneth

#response

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Sometimes I wish that the characters backstories were introduced a bit more in the show. Like I really do wanna here more about Katie and Sadie’s business together or Leshawna at her community center helping kids to stay off the streets. Hell, even Noah being good at video games. I think it would be cool

(I didn’t watch Total Dramarama so I don’t know if it was said there either.)

#total drama #td katie #td sadie #td leshawna #td noah

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TDI Geoff was literally so sweet. The episode where he and Gwen bond is still one of my absolute favorites – their dynamic was really fun, and the fact that he still thought Gwen was cool, even after she mistreated him, really shows what kind of character he could have been.

TDA was overall just an ok season, but I will never forgive them for what they did to my boy </3

#total drama #td geoff

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heatherra is a girlboss x girlboss ship and for that it is the objective best one

#total drama #heatherra

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criticising the show is a pretty big part of why i enjoy it. half of the fun is from cringing and rolling ur eyes when they do something bad imo

#total drama

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og weed headcanon anon here lol

i feel like this has blown out of proportion a lil bit lol my take rlly wasn’t that serious 😭 i live in a state where weed is legal so i smoke on the regular and hang out with lots of other smokers. being exposed to other smokers has exposed me to the annoying people that think smoking weed makes someone cool or is a personality trait. lots of u give me that energy with ur headcanons and i think its funny and wanted to point that out 🤷🏽‍♀️

its just clear u either dont smoke or think smoking is a personality trait bc normal smokers don’t insert their smoking into every aspect of their lives. being obsessed with weed and/ or acting like u know anything ab weed when it’s obvious u don’t is just… strange? idk man. I cant help that I sense that energy from u through ur headcanons 💀

anyways- i love the satirical responses. thank u for not taking what i said too seriously. weed party anon- thank god someone else sees what i see lol

the anon that said weed is bad- it’s legal in my state for a reason lets not compare weed to hard drugs lol. i agree gen z glamorizes drug use but weed should be the least of our concerns with the amount of harder drugs out there to worry about.

#response #drug mention #ask to tag further

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i think alex did a good job with imitating alejandro voice, (and marco's too since it was his normal voice he used for ale), but whenever alejandro complained ("i knew my nightmare about josé was a sign" or whatever he said, i never watched a full ep of ass stars), it was kinda childish and annoying.

like i get he's not gonna sound 100% like marco, but avoiding a really high pitch is something he should've kept in mind. but still, props to marco, alex, and kenneth.

#response